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1. lovetorixoxo
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2012 8:32pm UTC
   d o e s a n y o n e r e m e m b e r ;
   *phone rings Snooki picks up*
   Snooki: What?!
   Guy on phone: Can I speak too Angelina?
   Snooki: No she's dead *hangs up*
   *phone rings and angelina picks up*
   Angelina: Hello?
   Guy on phone: Angelina's dead?!?!
   
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2. lovetorixoxo
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   June 4, 2012 7:16pm UTC
   everyone tells you that you deserve better; but no one is willing to give it to you.
   
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3. lovetorixoxo
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   June 4, 2012 3:05pm UTC
   Drake: *Tears apart Oprah Poster*
   Josh: OHMYGODDDDD, NOT OPRAH!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!
   i watched these kinds of shows, not alien surf girls or dance academy.
   
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4. lovetorixoxo
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   May 30, 2012 7:57pm UTC
   S.C.H.O.O.L.
   Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives.
   C.L.A.S.S.
   Come Late And Start Sleeping.
   F.I.N.A.L.S.
   F*ck, I Never Actually Learned Sh*t .
   
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5. lovetorixoxo
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   May 29, 2012 5:21pm UTC
   Oh you don't like me? I'm not a facebook status sweetie.
   
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6. lovetorixoxo
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   May 27, 2012 4:34pm UTC
   things people don't say #5
   thank you society.
   
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7. lovetorixoxo
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   May 24, 2012 6:25pm UTC
   things people don't say #4
   crocs are the sexiest shoes ever.
   
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8. lovetorixoxo
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   May 23, 2012 3:57pm UTC
   things people don't say #3
   ignoring my texts? i love when you do that.
   
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9. lovetorixoxo
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   May 22, 2012 4:16pm UTC
   Things people don't say #2:
   16 and pregnant is the best show and i wanna be like every single one of them.
   
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10. lovetorixoxo
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    May 22, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    things people don't say #1:
    one direction isn't the most popular boy band ever.
    
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11. lovetorixoxo
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    May 19, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    Reality of Fear :
    You're not scared of the dark,
    You're scared of what's in it.
    You're not afraid of heights,
    You're afraid of falling.
    You're not afraid of the people around you,
    You're just afraid of rejection.
    You're not afraid to love back,
    You're just afraid of not being loved back.
    You're not afraid to let go,
    You're just afraid to accept the reality that (s)he's gone.
    You're not afraid to try again
    You're just afraid of getting hurt for the same reason...
    
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12. lovetorixoxo
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    May 15, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    who do you think is beautiful?
    read the third word.♡
    
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13. lovetorixoxo
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    May 15, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    you're like school on saturday; no class♥
    
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14. lovetorixoxo
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    May 15, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    my mom threatened to beat me...
    she has before; stop child abuse. ♥
    all i wanted was just one friend...who cared.
    
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15. lovetorixoxo
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    May 5, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    heeey, i wish i never met you!
    and this isn't crazy! but here's an asswhopping, so take that maybe!
    
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16. lovetorixoxo
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    April 20, 2012 11:39pm UTC
    i hope all of you get drug tested tomorrow.
    
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17. lovetorixoxo
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    April 3, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    you're just like bologna; fake as f*ck. (;
    
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18. lovetorixoxo
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    April 3, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    you're just like that song; abc, easy as a 1 2 3.
    
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19. lovetorixoxo
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    April 3, 2012 11:54am UTC
    when in doubt... watch jenna marbles. ♡
    
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20. lovetorixoxo
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    March 28, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    remember when your tears were from the scrap you got when you fell off your tricycle. i still wish they were. </3
    
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