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  1. XOdasherXOX XOdasherXOX
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2010 11:39am UTC
    what you have to understand here, hun, is that
    i'm the best friend.
    so, basically, i know everything. about you, &about her.
    so i'm obligated to punch you in the face
    if and when you break her heart.
    &they all do.

  2. minjker minjker
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    March 6, 2010 11:29am UTC
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  3. Katiie Katiie
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    March 6, 2010 11:58am UTC
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  4. monster_ monster_
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2010 9:19am UTC
    that's so funnylast time i heard that, i fell off my dinosaur.

  5. iHopeYouDance_ iHopeYouDance_
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    March 6, 2010 9:39am UTC
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  6. mercedesgrl4eva mercedesgrl4eva
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2009 11:34pm UTC
    What if a car comes?
    We Die.
    ~The Notebook<3

  7. animecrazy193 animecrazy193
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2009 12:27pm UTC
    F r i e n d s are the ones who will be bailing you out of jail.
    B e s t f r i e n d s are the ones who will be sitting right next to you shaking and screaming,
    "THAT WAS AWESOME! LETS DO IT AGAIN!"
    Not mine. Just made edits

  8. musicLOVER4ever musicLOVER4ever
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2009 6:28pm UTC
    when i have to pee;
    i tend to announce it
    t o t h e w o r l d
    (:

  9. MeBeNiKsiE MeBeNiKsiE
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2009 7:23pm UTC
    GUYS NEED TO LISTEN TO TAYLOR SWIFT.
    *-..->then maybe they'd finally understand us.
    facebook group(:

  10. coachluver coachluver
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2009 8:54am UTC
    I dropped a tear in the ocean
    the day you find that tear...
    is the day I stop loving you</3
    all mine dont jock

  11. Twilightluv12497 Twilightluv12497
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2009 12:46am UTC
    Does Anyone else want their summer to be as long as Phineas and Ferbs?

  12. xo_Live_Laugh_Love_xo xo_Live_Laugh_Love_xo
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2009 8:05am UTC
    I was watching Hannah Montana...
    And my dad walks in
    My dad's all, "Who's that?"
    I answer, "Miley Cyrus."
    He replies, "Oh, I didn't recongize her without her stripper pole."
    lmfao.


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  14. UnderTheStars UnderTheStars
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2009 1:35pm UTC
    sometimes i just wish,
    *_____ you would just (shut up and kiss me) //♥


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  16. peace_love_happiness_hockey peace_love_happiness_hockey
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2009 12:59pm UTC
    bestfriends
    understand when you say forget it
    wait forever when you say just a minue
    stay by your side when you say leave me alone
    and listen for hours when your crying on the phone
    its those times we are so crazy people think we're high
    the times we make each other laugh so hard we cry
    all the inside jokes, and every remember-when
    those are all the reasons we are called
    bestfriends

  17. CuteKels CuteKels
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    December 23, 2009 5:03pm UTC
    Favorite this if ;
    It takes at least 3 minutes to get your favorite
    Skinny jeans on. (:

  18. another_lost_soul another_lost_soul
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    December 23, 2009 2:02pm UTC
    I don't know how to open up
    (( I'm afraid of being seen as ))
    x sensitive , breakable x
    so x I x keep x my x emotions x t o x myself
    -------->and put on a smile<--------
    so that no one will ever see
    Who I Really Am

  19. sabon22 sabon22
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2009 10:24am UTC
    +&& favourite this if
    +you polish off the popcorn and drink before the movie even starts
    +you stay up late and then get too scared to go to bed because you'd have to turn the lights off
    +you feel like if you hide under your blanket nothing in the world can hurt you
    +you hate chain mails but when you recieve them you forward them anyway just to be safe
    +you subconsciously doodle all over your notebooks and then get upset when your pen runs out of ink
    +you pull funny faces to yourself in the mirror when no one's watching
    +you believe you secretly have OCD because everything has to be symmetrical
    +you like to mouth the words to your favourite song and pretend like you're a rockstar
    +you do actually push and pull the appropriate doors
    +you constantly forget that you cannot fly or move things with your mind
    +you get upset upon realisation of the above statement
    +you actually enjoy being single
    :)

  20. x0HelloBeautiful x0HelloBeautiful
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    December 23, 2009 1:09pm UTC
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