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  1. kendraleex33 kendraleex33
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    HE SAW YOU.
    HE MET YOU.
    HE WANTED YOU.
    HE LIKED YOU.
    HE CHASED YOU.
    HE GOT YOU.
    HE HAD YOU.
    HE GOT BORED.
    HE LEFT.
    nmq nmf

  2. loveme11 loveme11
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 8:33am UTC
    My ladies:
    They're beautiful.
    Personalities? Incredible.
    Our times together? Unforgettable.
    Our smiles? So memorable
    Our friendship? non-replaceable

  3. bieberbabee bieberbabee
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 1:56pm UTC
    Hey Beautiful.
    I really need new songs.
    So could all of you comment your favorite song?
    It'd mean a lot. Thanks

    nmf.

  4. giraffe123 giraffe123
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart. ♥

  5. hayxhay hayxhay
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    Hello, My name is:
    useless, ugly, monster, retarrd, stupid, forgetable,sluttty, b*tchy, picky, gross, ungreatful, horrible, mean, not her.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. babydolphin09 babydolphin09
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    So im taking a serious servey for Health :)
    FAV for soft icecream & COMMENT for hard icecream.

  8. xxchloexxneon xxchloexxneon
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    Spring Break:
    it's just how schools tease us about summer...
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    sometimes, the answer
    isn't always clear
    © format by: h0peful.

  10. iLoVeYoUx3x3 iLoVeYoUx3x3
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    Fav if:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.

  11. DiaryofJane DiaryofJane
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    Highlight below if your name is Kelsey.
    now favorite if your name isn't Kelsey.

  12. Anthony96 Anthony96
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    The problem with guys is they pretend to like you when they don't.
    The problem with girls is they pretend they don't like you when they do.

  13. Makala37 Makala37
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    Fav if you knew Josh Hutcherson before he was on The Hunger Games;
    But when he was on Bridge To Terabithia, ♥

  14. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    36 Reasons Why It's Good To Be A Girl:
     
    1. We can wear guy clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
    2. Our friends don't say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
    3. Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
    4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.
    5. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
    6. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
    7. Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer.
    8. We don’t have to shave our faces.
    9. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
    10. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys.
    11. We don’t have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough
    12. When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
    13. At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
    14. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
    15. We don’t have to wear tuxedos to the prom.
    16. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us.
    17. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just don't know how much fun those are.
    18. We don’t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
    19. That special bond we have with our moms-someday
    20.We don’t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
    21. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
    22. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
    23. We give really good advice
    24.On TV shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
    25. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
    26. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
    27. We don’t have to sit on our wallets.
    28. And our wallets have a place for change.
    29. Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center
    30.We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people
    31. We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie.
    32. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well it’s true.
    33. Our magazines have Horoscopes.
    34. We don’t have to stuff boxers in our jeans.
    35. Female pro athletes aren’t overpaid egomaniacs.
    36. Girls with guy first names (like Alex) sound cool, but it doesn’t work the other way around.
     

  15. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    • i dare you to fave this. if you do, your nose will itch in 5 seconds •

  16. forever611 forever611
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    ABOUT ME
    for every fave, ill go one day without cutting. ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. Aschmidt Aschmidt
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    Dont tell me lies
    Or I swear you're gonna lose me

  19. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 8:35pm UTC
    DEAR JOHN,
    [♥] Let's go Back to December [♥]
    because If This Was A Movie, you'd be Mine by now.
    WE'D GO BACK TO BEING INNOCENT
    {like those who Never Grow Up.}
    ♥ A n d t h e S t o r y o f U s w o u l d s t i l l g o o n.
    I don't want to be Haunted anymore by our Last Kiss.
    How did we get
    so Mean like there's nothing Better Than Revenge?
    When we should be screaming Long Live this
    love that's Ours!//
    aLet's go back when you were my Super Man,save the day and let the
    Sparks Fly.
    ♥ We'd go back to our Enchanted place.
    {If only you'd}
    ♥Speak Now.
    Forever and Always,
    Taylor Swift
    n m f/ n m q

  20. yougivemehope17 yougivemehope17
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    1
    Wanna make my day?:) please?

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