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  1. xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    That moment of panic
    when you lose something and think it's gone forever,
    only to find it 5 minutes later in the most obvious place.

  2. Goingbacktobasics Goingbacktobasics
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When your parents tell you to stay in the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the cashier, they're not even back yet...

  3. beautyinabox beautyinabox
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    THAT MOMENT WHEN YOUR HEART
    >> skips a [ beat ]
    because you made your crush smile. ♥

  4. pickle_ninja pickle_ninja
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2011 11:16am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When the GPS tells a gay person to go straight ..

  5. captaincharisma captaincharisma
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2011 6:11am UTC
    "Can i go to the bathroom?"
    "why didnt' you go at lunchtime?"
    ".. I was eating?'

  6. starzofthesea starzofthesea
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 11:15pm UTC
    & Who the hell is
    Esperanza Spalding
    and how in the world did she beat
    Justin Bieber
    Even if you aren't a JB Fan, you gotta admit he is much more famous than her.

  7. bbw2015 bbw2015
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    Hates how the one day that i go out in public looking like mess, i see EVERYONE that i know.
    just me?

  8. katastrophe09 katastrophe09
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2011 12:58am UTC
    We were wo rki ng on a project i n school, when my friend sa i d:
    I need at least 6 more inches before I can do this.
    My art teacher then proceeded to yell out;
    That's what she said.

  9. chara_tan chara_tan
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2011 12:40am UTC
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    My gay pet dinosaur
    wants to commit suicide.
    He said it would be better if he saw his dead father, mother, brother, sister, cousin, uncle, aunts, and grand parents again.
    If I get 9151655 favs
    I will show it to him and he will not do it.
    Please do it for Cookie ♥
    ██████████████
    Not My Format

  10. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 11:04pm UTC
    If me and my girlfriend were in a fight,
    and it got to the point where she was crying, I would shut up and hold her.
    - J U S T I N B I E B E R

  11. CathrynKilgore CathrynKilgore
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    Sitting with my dad and boyfriend
    after Valentine's dance..
    Me: 11:11!! Make a wishhh.
    .........
    Everyone make a freakin wishhh!
    Dad: I wish my daughter was a lesbian.
    .....
    FML.

  12. KatGlitters KatGlitters
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    What a great story,
    tell it again! (:

  13. kaybear kaybear
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    && we all wanna have that relationship where they've been together for what seems like forever


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  20. justlookingforhim justlookingforhim
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 10:45pm UTC
    ♥panicking when your finger
    >>> gets stuck in something stupid.

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