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lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 8:05pm UTC

*Me watching TV with my Dad*
Animal Planet: As the gets worse in the tundra...
Me: Omg look at those little baby wolves! their so cute when the wrestle and play!!!!
Animal Planet: Watch as the 2 wolves develope intimacy
Me: ...
Dad: ...
Me: ...
Dad: ...
Me: ...
Dad: ...
Me: Hey dad can we check the weather?????

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lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 8:59pm UTC

-Girl:
I love you
-Boy:
Yeah i know! Everyone does!
... ... ... ... ...
-Girl:
Really?
- Boy:
Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
- Girl:
Oh...but am I only your friend?
- Boy:
No...you're my girlfriend...why?
- Girl:
So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
- Boy:
Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love
me
anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more
each and everyday.
- Girl:
......
- Boy:
So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
- Girl:
Yeah...where?
- Boy:
I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
-Girl:
Ok.
- Boy:
Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
- Girl:
Ok. What time do you get off?
- Boy:
In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20
mintues...
-Girl:
hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
- Boy:
One of my co-workers called in sick.
- Girl:
oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
- Boy:
Yeah! and babe?
- Girl:
Yeah?
- Boy:
I love you.
- Girl:
I love you too!
- Boy:
Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
- Girl:
Ok bye.
- Boy:
Bye.
****************************
2 hours later...
The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
- Girl:
Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
- Boy:
Wassup...you ready?
- Girl:
Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
- Boy:
Ok.
They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head
back
to the car but before she got into the car...
- Boy:
Wait! Can I blind fold you?
- Girl:
Why??!
- Boy:
Its a suprise.
- Girl:
What kind of suprise?
- Boy:
A big one.
- Girl:
Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
- Boy:
I promise.
- Girl:
Ok blind fold me...
So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
- Boy:
Ok we're here!
-Girl:
Where?
- Boy:
Wait let me walk you to the place!
- Girl:
What place?
- Boy:
Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
- Girl:
Baby!...
The boy walks her to the place.
- Boy:
Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
- Girl:
Where are we?
He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at
that
same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
- Girl:
Omg...(tears come down)
- Boy:
Why are you crying?
- Girl:
This is where you first asked me out...
- Boy:
What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says
that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
- Girl:
(tears come down faster)
- Boy:
I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
- Girl:
Get up!
- Boy:
Yeah?
- Girl:
(kisses him)
- Boy:
Is that a yes or a no?
- Girl:
Yes.
If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life!
BUT!
If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you
want it to!
You have 3 mintues to repost this
just thought it was cute:)

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lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 5:57pm UTC

& who else wonders
Why there aren't...
purple M&Ms
green starbursts
blue skittles
pink sourpatch kids
or why you're so addicted to candy that you know this?
Don't bug me about the "tropical flavors" or any other weird packs.. I meant in the originals

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lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 9:54pm UTC

The Awkward Moment When
you come downstairs to find your dad watching mean girls

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lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 9:51pm UTC

90% of people will marry their 7-12 grade crush
since you read this you will be told good news tonight but if you dont re-post your worst week will start tomororow
And I would like to know the percentage of divorce, as well.

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lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 12:54pm UTC

I want to believe you
just like i want to believe that salad can make me full
but unfortunately
I just {can't} bring myself
to be happy with it

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lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 11:28pm UTC

It doesn't matter how many "11:11" wishes i can make about him... because I already am hopeless </3

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lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 10:47pm UTC

Wanting to mention a quote on witty in a convo with some one but then not wanting to explain it, and risk them asking for your account.

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lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 10:11pm UTC

He gives me Butterflies
At just a thought♥

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lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 9:22pm UTC

Hacking on Facebook
Guys
Random Guy
I'm gay
Like • Comment • 3 minutes ago //
// Person from your school and 4 otherslike this
Random Guy Omg I'm gonna f*cking kill whoever hacked my account
I minute ago • 2 likes
Girls
Your Friend
Hackkkedd by @your other friend. Omg loveeee you!
Like • Comment • 3 minutes ago • //
// You and 7 others like this
Your Friend Omg thanks loveee you too!
I minute ago • 2 likes

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lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 9:29pm UTC

When you see he's on facebook
but he isn't chatting you

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lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 11:10pm UTC

I'm the girl
You're the guy
You have to grow a pair....
and text me first

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lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 11:22pm UTC

I met the cutest guy today and I think he liked me back <3
He's one of my guy friend's buddies but they live so far away! I'll never see him! :( </3

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lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 9:45pm UTC

Why my day is ruined
So today my mom went walking with my other "friend's" mom
and I was stuck at her house for like 2 hours.
I got bored so I made this huge snack thingy
with and Ice-cream cone, nutella, peanut butter, walnuts, mini marshmallows and walnuts.
(did I mention she had no real food?)
As I was walking into her living room to eat it
she just looked at me and said,
"Ew you know that thing is loaded with calories right?"
TIME OUT
Here's me:
5'7
93 pounds
athletic
EVERYONE some time or another has bugged me
about my weight or how skinny I look. I hurts alot but never say anthing.
Some people joke around and say I'm "so fat"
which I know isn't true but I don't tell them how much it offends me.
Sometimes I do feel chubby, because my basketball ended and
now I'm slowly gaining more wight,
but I never expected people to do what happens next.
"Ewwwww if you ate that everyday you'd be so FAT" she said.
But I just shrugged it off and kept eating.
Then when our moms came back she told them all about how I'd eaten something so gross, while she was eating marshmallows dipped in peanut butter.
Then her and my mom just started laughing.
Her mom was like, "Oh I can't wait until all that food catches up with you. That'll be hilarious!"
It honestly took all my strength to not get up and go die in a hole.
I hate them so much.
I cried so hard when I got home :(
P.S. i you read this I love you

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lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 9:56pm UTC

Tomorow is my birthday...
and the school dance
200 favs and I'll ask my crush to dance with me :)

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lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 7:48pm UTC

The Awkward
Moment
When
You log onto your Facebook and see that you have 8
notifications and you're like, "omg I'm so cool", but them you
realize that you're on your mom's account.
♥

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lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 7:39pm UTC

Me during class
Me: lalalalalalalalala class is boring
Me: eww why is the teacher wearing that?
Me: speaking of teachers, that sub was weird in LA
Me: Ewww his hair line...
Me: ew ew ew
Me: okay focus...
Me: why is everyone else writing stuff down?
Me: lemme just casually look at what he's writing
Me: crap he saw me
Me: now he thinks i'm weird
Me: oh well he's not cute
Me: but now I still don't know what i'm supposed to be writing
Me: I'll just pretend to scribble something down
Me: Omg the teacher is asking questions
Me: Please don't call on me, not me please, please
Me: Fewww, he called on that girl
Me: Oh no
Me: he's making eye contact with me
Me: this isn't good
Me: crap crap crap
Me: Come on
Me: why can't the bell just ring?
Me: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring eing ring ring ring!
Me: PUH-LEASEE!
*Bell Rings*
Me: *jumps up and runs out of class*
Me: Fewwwwwwwww

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lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 10:21pm UTC

Who else
ends up chewing the end of the popsicle stick after you eat?

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lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 8:09pm UTC

2)Put this as your quote. (While holding your breath)
3) If you were holding your breath the whole time, You
are a good kisser

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lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 8:57pm UTC

Sorry Joe,
Your dreads and weird no-shoes cannot amount to Zayn's voice and attitude. Still, go try though.
-Glee is amazing #finchel forever

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