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gogoyoable
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September 3, 2012 1:00pm UTC

The smile I have on the first day of school,
Will be fake.

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nicoleparamore
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September 3, 2012 1:27pm UTC

We broke up 'cause we loved the same thing..I loved you and you loved yourself-.-

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MadHatter
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September 3, 2012 1:46pm UTC

good bye summer.

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katieXOalice
posted a quote
September 22, 2011 6:07pm UTC

Fav if;
You are shorter than
5'8...
:D

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rachelinaballerina98
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC

Today;
(please read, long but worth reading)
Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

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skyscraper13
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 11:09pm UTC

Dear Board of Education,
So are we.

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Justanotherguytoyou
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July 27, 2012 6:38pm UTC

click to see this quote

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bibliophile*
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 6:20pm UTC

Drake and Josh #3
Josh: Uh oh. I just had a bad thought.
Megan: What? You might grow old, never get married, and die alone?
Josh: No... But thank you for pointing out that possibility.
nmf

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GlowingStars
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Normal Flirting: hey there sexyyyy
*Winks*
Me: Baby, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop
*Weird eye twitch*
cr: 9gag
nmf - i follow back ^.^

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MeghanMarie
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July 27, 2012 10:51pm UTC

I wonder what it feels like.
What it feels like to have perfectly straight teeth.
To have little, dainty thighs.
To have a flat stomach.
To have a perfect complection.
To have to most beautiful blue eyes.
& to have gorgeous blonde hair that all the boys love.
To have super long, pretty nails.
To be wanted.
To be needed.
To be worth something to someone special.
I wonder what it feels like to be comfortable in my own skin.
I guess I'll never know.

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BlackButterflies
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July 28, 2012 2:23am UTC

So I saw this on YouTube on a Justin Bieber song:
I don't usually listen to JB but this song is really good!
JBsGurl4ever 4 hours ago
Are you sure, JBsGurl4ever?
JBsGurl4ever
JBSGurl4ever.
are you sure you don't usually listen to him?
are you sure?

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Nananananaa
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July 27, 2012 7:00pm UTC

Survey - Fave for yes comment for no
Should the Vent category come back to www.wittyprofiles.com?
Yes
No

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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July 27, 2012 7:10pm UTC

Ugly girls are like unicorns
They don't exist.

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CharlAldisx
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July 1, 2012 6:33pm UTC

Did You Know...
Adele, Leona Lewis, & Jessie J all went to the same High School in the exact same year.
@GoogleFacts

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xHello
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July 16, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Parent: Wear a jacket over your halloween costume
Child: .....

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BlackButterflies
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July 15, 2012 10:18pm UTC

A faithful husband was drunk at a party; he didn’t know what was happening around him. When he arrived home, he went straight to bed and slept. When morning came, he was amazed. Everything in his room was in order, and a tablet of aspirin and a glass of water were on his bedside table with a note saying, “Good morning honey, I have to buy groceries but I'll be back for dinner. Have your breakfast! Love you!” from his wife. He wondered why his wife didn't seem to be angry at him, even though he was so drunk last night. He asked his son, “What happened last night? I got drunker than I meant to, your mom should be angry!” The son replied “When mom got home, you were still drunk and you were lying on the bed in your dirty clothes. She tried to undress you, but you said,'Stop, I'm married.’"
I found this on tumblr, but it made me smile like an idiot (:

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