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MittRomney
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November 5, 2012 9:14pm UTC

I question the type of world we live in.
~Mitt Romney's Biggest Fan

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ArianaS
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November 4, 2012 8:25pm UTC

Obama: Vote for Revenge
Romney: Vote for Love of Country
just thought this was a bit interesting

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mayt97
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April 27, 2012 8:41pm UTC

My thoughts during school
me:whats english?
me: HA. Thats not the answer.
me: oh..it is. well played. well played.
me: whens lunch
me: sit down and shut up you stupid mother f*cker.
me: quit staring at me you ugly cow.
me: stare down. bring it.
me: "its FRIDAY?! friday, gotta get down on friday".. Are you Fugging kidding me?!
me: DAFUQ i wasn't done writing yet. but okay then.
me: di hope this isnt on a test.
me: lcause then im royally F*CKED.
me: what if i just smashed my head against the desk.
me: did he just look at me? He must like me.
me: if that bell doesnt ring in 5 seconds im going to murder a bunny.
me: jk. Bunny's are cute. Maybe a pencil. Yeah i'll be a pencil murder-er! Woo.
me: 'i like bread and butter, i like toast and jam.' oh my f*ck not again.
me: dafuq is this sh*t?! I thought this was english, not science.
me: are you seriously still staring at me? go stare at the fat kid. he has food, and cows like food.
me: THE BELL!?! Sweet baby Jesus. Time to get out of this unbearably hot classroom. *slow kid cuts me off in the hallway.*
me: yeah well fml.

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CaitieBug123
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April 24, 2012 8:20pm UTC

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rissriss
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April 24, 2012 8:11pm UTC

I got asked to prom on top of the Eiffel Tower.
And the thing is...
it wasn't a dream
♥

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
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April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC

My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
Please fave this if you're not an old man.

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jassayloux
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April 16, 2012 3:55pm UTC

Sleeping with all of your teddy bears in your bed when you were younger
so that none of them get offended.
♥
©jassayloux

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snickerlover
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April 14, 2012 9:10pm UTC

Here's To The Girls
Who have had their heart broken by a guy they never even dated...
-tumblr-

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phophoeeebbbeee
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April 11, 2012 7:05pm UTC

The Suite Life Of Zach & Cody
Is the only place
Where there's A s m a r t Blond,
and a d u m b Asian.

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Anything_But_Perfect
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April 11, 2012 4:16pm UTC

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&& who else used to
put their thumb over the flashlight to see it glow .
<3
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Hayliebruss4156
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April 10, 2012 2:10pm UTC

Holding your boobs when you run up and down the stairs

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Confessions_of_a_dancer7
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April 10, 2012 10:20am UTC

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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April 5, 2012 3:47pm UTC

One Direction things#163
Niall is the only one who hasn't been in a relationship since One Direction formed...
aw.. i'll be your girl Niall <3
♥
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