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  1. Emmanem Emmanem
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 12:59am UTC
    'Bestfriends' has 11 letters, so does 'backstabber.'
    And so does 'watermelons'
    'Hey' has 3 letters, but so does 'Bye.'
    And so does 'bit'
    'Love' has 4 letters, but so does 'Hate.'
    And so does 'burp'
    'Happy' has 5 letters, but so does 'Tears.'
    And so does 'apple'
    'Forever' has 7 letters, but so does 'Goodbye.'
    And so does 'bubbles'
    'I love you' has 8 letters, but so does 'Bullsh*t'
    And so does 'goldfish'
    'Good' has 4 letters, but so does 'evil.'
    And so does 'coin'
    'Birth' has 5 letters, but so does 'Death'
    And so does 'chair'
    'Courageous' has 10 letters, but so does 'Frightened.'
    And so does 'pacemakers'
    The lesson?
    Some words have the same number of letters as other words

  2. kk4life97 kk4life97
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 1:37am UTC
    I Want To See An Episode Of Phineas And Ferb Where They Go To School :o

  3. 143Belieber 143Belieber
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 2:21am UTC
    I will not talk when your talking. I will not talk when your talking.
    I will not talk when your talking. I will not talk when your talking.
    I will not talk when your talking. I will not talk when your talking.
    I will not talk when your talking. I will not talk when your talking.
    I will not talk when your talking. I will not talk when your talking.
    I will not talk when your talking. I will not talk when your talking.
    I will not talk when your talking. I will not talk when your talking.
    I will not talk when your talking. I will not talk when your talking.
    I will not talk when your talking. I will not talk when your talking.
    I will not talk when your talking. I will not talk when your talking.
    _______ ____

  4. xxxxtwizzlersxxxx xxxxtwizzlersxxxx
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    I spilled table all over my liquids!
    -Nigahiga

  5. NerdBird101 NerdBird101
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. ANICOLE ANICOLE
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 12:04pm UTC
    THAT FEELING YOU GET...
    when a guy likes your photo.

  7. Mednez Mednez
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 9:39pm UTC
    Hey Guys remember when..
    "Oh yeah hahahaha that was so funny"
    " Um dude, you weren't even there.."

  8. Xxkylie890xX Xxkylie890xX
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 11:49pm UTC
    Those intense moments
    when you wish you had
    background music ♥

  9. liveyourlife28 liveyourlife28
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 10:04pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you discover an awesome song that no one else knows and a few weeks later everyone is in love with it.

  10. zpoiledrotton313 zpoiledrotton313
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 11:03am UTC
    i'm not insulting you,
    i'mdescribing you.

  11. haappykaayytee8 haappykaayytee8
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 5:44pm UTC
    Roses are red,
    violets are unicorns,
    this doesn't make sense.
    Refrigerator.

  12. i_heart_youx3 i_heart_youx3
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    Does Anyone else
    get completely grossed out by the liquid that comes out of a ketchup bottle before the ketchup?

  13. Wouldyouwalkathousandmilestoseemysmile Wouldyouwalkathousandmilestoseemysmile
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    Rearrange these words:
    1) PNEIS 2) HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE...
    Did you read: Spine, lither, ginger and subtext?
    Naughty Naughty.

  14. angel101 angel101
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    "Mom i'm going out"
    "With friends?
    " No Mom... With terrorists"

  15. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 12:45am UTC
    He's offline;
    there's my cue to go to bed ♥

  16. zpoiledrotton313 zpoiledrotton313
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 10:54am UTC
    "kidnaping"
    is such a strong word. i prefer,
    »»» "SURPRISE ADOPTION." ♥

  17. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 11:07pm UTC
    Teenager.
    (noun.)
    when you're too young
    for half the things you
    want to do
    and too old do do the
    other half.

  18. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 11:39am UTC
    Doctor:
    " Okay so what's wrong, how are you feeling?"
    Me:
    *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain.*

  19. YouMakeMeFeelSoLalala YouMakeMeFeelSoLalala
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 9:39pm UTC
    Lying in bed,
    wondering if it's worth it to get up and pee.

  20. musicismylifex3 musicismylifex3
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 10:58pm UTC
    "Did you cut your hair?"
    "No, I dyed the tips invisible."
    For any of you that would care, this was a conversation between Justin Bieber and someone. It was after Justin cut his hair.

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