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lmkramer5

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Member Since: 30 Mar 2012 01:46pm

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lmkramer5
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June 2, 2012 1:45pm UTC
When Im Sad I Stop Being Sad And Be Awesome Instead!!!!!!:)

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lmkramer5
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April 20, 2012 9:51pm UTC
At School During Lunch While Dumping Our Trays:
Friend 1: you left one loner peach!
Friend 2: it was squishey and I dont want to eat it.
:D
true story ;)

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lmkramer5
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April 1, 2012 3:56pm UTC
Best Friend: I stalk you from the bushes but don't worry, I like your shirt.
Me: Well i'm flattered.

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lmkramer5
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March 31, 2012 2:27pm UTC
And the Lord said unto John, "come forth and recieve eternal life" but John came fifth and won a toaster.

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lmkramer5
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March 31, 2012 11:01am UTC
Hello, My Name Is Indigo Montoya, You Killed My Father, Prepare To Die.
-The Princess Bride

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