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  1. stephiscool stephiscool
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    If milk was green I could hide my broccoli in it . . .
    nmq

  2. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    "To all our fans out there,
    We think you are beautiful
    And we can't wait to see you soon."
    -Zayn Malik

  3. AshleyyMariee AshleyyMariee
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    It's hot when
    Guys can sing.
    nmf

  4. AlyssaCBryan AlyssaCBryan
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    all it takes is
    1 song
    to bring back
    1000 memories

  5. livinglife12344321 livinglife12344321
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    *on the phone with my firend at 3 in the morning*
    Mom:*walks in* who are you talking to at 3 in the morning!!!!??!?!?!?
    Me: jake from state farm....?

  6. smarties101 smarties101
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    Me: I love Matt Cardle!
    People: who?
    Me: I love Rebecca Ferguson!
    People: lol who on earth is she?
    Me: I love Cher Llyod!
    People: Oh ya isnt she that rapping chic?
    Me: I love One Direction!
    People: Omg One Direction is the best band ever!!
    Me: ....
    (Matt Cardle won First place in X Factor, Rebecca Ferguson won second place, Cher Llyod won fourth place; all same season as One Direction)

  7. minabearrr minabearrr
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    My Disney Channel was Even Stevens, That's So Raven, and Lizzie McGuire. It didn't involve talking fish, or 11 year olds in high school.

  8. xBornToFlyx xBornToFlyx
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Steve Jobs, the creator of MAC,
    died from Pancreatic Cancer. What is the abbreviation of that?
    PC.
    mind=blown

  9. MeghanMarie MeghanMarie
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    The tan lines WILL fade...
    but the memories never will. ♥
    SUMMER 2012

  10. AlyssaCBryan AlyssaCBryan
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Sometimes the people
    who are 500 miles away,
    can make you feel better than someone sitting right next to you.

  11. xx_Naomi_Ord_xx xx_Naomi_Ord_xx
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell my dog
    HE'S ADOPTED.

  12. lindseypaiva_xox lindseypaiva_xox
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    Everyday is a transformation
    Everyday is a new sensation
    Alteration, Modification
    An incarnation, celebration.
    Everyday is a new equation
    Everyday is a revelation
    Information,anticipation
    onto another destination

  13. Jordann1D Jordann1D
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 2:36pm UTC
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  14. yolo143youonlyliveonce yolo143youonlyliveonce
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    Shine ☼n

  15. Hahalmao Hahalmao
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    Teacher: "Whoever answers my next question can go home." *Boy throws bag at teacher* Teacher: "Who threw that!?" Boy: "Me! I'm going home!"

  16. Hahalmao Hahalmao
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:22pm UTC
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  17. Hahalmao Hahalmao
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    If She never heard of the old "Coming Soon to VHS and DVD",she too young for you bro

  18. 13andFearless 13andFearless
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    Relatable Post #1
    Meowing back at cats that meow at you
    Format: twilightgirl995 NMQ

  19. Claire_Horan Claire_Horan
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    Zayn: I wasn't that drunk.
    Liam: You called yourself ugly.
    Zayn:
    Liam:
    Zayn:
    Liam:
    Zayn: Oh my god.

  20. Hahalmao Hahalmao
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    Teachers call it "going to the bathroom." We call it "I'm bored. I'm leaving."

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