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  1. sportychik10195 sportychik10195
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2009 11:48pm UTC
    How come one day
    you make me
    love you
    ((--then the next--))
    make me
    not even want to talk to you?

  2. pacsun_princess pacsun_princess
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2009 7:23pm UTC
    i hate girls .
    i hate it when they yell.
    when they criticize your hair .
    i hate it when they flirt, even more when they stare.
    i hate it when they gossip.
    the way they always lie .
    i hate it when they grin after they made another cry.
    i hate the way they must be right, how they must win every fight.
    and when they dont eat, it makes me cringe to see a girl who goes hungry.
    i hate it when they binge.
    i hate their make-up caked on their face.
    i hate their greediness, how they wont take second place .
    i hate their mean spirit. i hate their preppy clothes.
    i hate the way im one of them .
    i hate the way it shows

  3. omgizzleitsmaddie omgizzleitsmaddie
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2009 10:51pm UTC
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  4. Funky_Fades Funky_Fades
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2009 12:01am UTC
    Funky_Fades

  5. meghanalexa meghanalexa
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2009 11:13pm UTC
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  6. laurenxswimmer laurenxswimmer
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2009 11:15am UTC
    he put me through hell;
    &he (k-n-o-w-s] it too.
    that's why he can't
    talk to me
    like he used to.
    credit to pacsun_princess and ilOvEdyOUx3
    i think those are the names.
    i just made thru to through. it just bothers me!

  7. DancingSoccerBabe DancingSoccerBabe
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2009 10:07am UTC
    [H]OUSE
    Foreman: "Her oxygen saturation is normal."
    House: "It's off by one percentage point."
    Foreman: "It's within range. It's normal."
    House: "If her DNA was off by one percentage point, she'd be a dolphin."

  8. twilightxloverx329 twilightxloverx329
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 9:59pm UTC
    &thefactthat
    -for every person who dies, there are
    [thirteen] new babies born-, is proof that
    more miracles happen than tradgedies.
    cuttteeee.

  9. krazykatiexox16 krazykatiexox16
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2009 12:46am UTC
    To Be Honest...
    i hate you.
    and yeah, so does
    everyone else.
    they just don't
    have the guts
    to say it to
    your face.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. LaughOutLoudx19 LaughOutLoudx19
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    June 11, 2009 11:52pm UTC
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  13. blondiexoxo100 blondiexoxo100
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 7:58pm UTC
    BLOND MOMENT #6
    January- took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
    February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
    March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
    April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
    May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
    June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
    July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
    August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
    September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
    October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
    November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
    December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
    What a year!!
    blonde moments <3

  14. FruitSaladmm FruitSaladmm
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 3:55pm UTC
    Finally school's ending, and so is the cold
    cause this learning & testing is getting so old
    the weather is hot, and so are the guys
    living on ice cream under big blue skies
    swimming && tanning, sleeping till noon
    it's finally coming, and it's coming soon.
    I wanna go live where the sun always shines
    I'm ready to party, i want summer ohh nine<3

  15. kelli kelli
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 8:06pm UTC
    God's last name
    is not.....
    Dammit

  16. applejacks10000 applejacks10000
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2009 6:26pm UTC
    Why is it that *
    e v e r y t h i n g g o o d s t a r t s t o h a p p e n
    x___________when school's almost over?___________x

  17. rosiiex17 rosiiex17
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2009 5:56pm UTC
    cause its you and me and all of the people
    ----->and i dont know why<-----
    i cant keep my eyes off of you< 3

  18. take_my_heartxox take_my_heartxox
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2009 6:08pm UTC
    &+everybody is always like;;
    "love me, love me" but in truth, they don't want to be loved.
    they want to be [googled] at by wide-eyed boys, && want to
    be 'rated' high. they want to be the ones who everybody wants.
    they want to be able to wear short shorts and look 'hot' in them.
    they want a t t e n t i o n, and not always the good kind.
    but what happened to [real love?] like the love they show in the movies?
    where's the kind of love where one can't live without the other?
    the kind that is about, well, love. not looks. not money. but what really matters.
    *what happened to true love?
    all mine.
    no jocking please(:
    rateee


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  20. kiki_eff_babii kiki_eff_babii
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2009 8:53pm UTC
    Every time I turn around
    Something don't feel right
    I might be paranoid
    I'm avoiding the lines cause they just might split
    Can someone stop the noise?
    I don't know what it is,
    But it just don't fit
    I'm paranoid
    I take the necessary steps
    To get some air into my chest
    Can't get the thought inside my head
    I'm still freaking out
    That's why my ex is still my ex
    I never trust a word she says
    I'm runnin' all the background checks
    And she's freaking out
    Every time I turn around, something's just not right
    Might be paranoid
    I'm avoiding the lines cause they just might split
    Can someone stop the noise?
    I don't know what it is
    But it just don't fit
    Consider me destroyed
    I don't know how to act cause I lost my head
    I must be paranoid
    I never thought it would come to this
    I'm paranoid
    paranoid-jonas bros

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