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  1. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
     January 13, 2014 12:19am UTC
    I WILL GO FULL UP
    UNICORN ON YOU
    DON'T PROVOKE ME
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  2. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
     January 13, 2014 11:48am UTC
    Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk
    and then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
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  3. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
     January 13, 2014 3:33pm UTC
    Seeing a stranger
    and getting butterflies when they smile at you...
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  4. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
     January 13, 2014 10:57pm UTC
    Most of the time... when your'e crying, nobody notices your tears.
    Most of the time... when your'e worried, nobody feels your pain.
    Most of the time... when your'e happy, nobody sees your smile.
    But when you fart just one time...
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