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July 21, 2011 8:07pm UTC

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livluvlaf1127
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July 21, 2011 7:46pm UTC

Stupid laws. #8
In Delaware, it is illegal to pretend your asleep on a bench on the boardwalk.
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livluvlaf1127
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July 21, 2011 7:42pm UTC

Stupid laws. #7
In Connecticut, in order for a pickle to be able to called a pickle, it must bounce.
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livluvlaf1127
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July 20, 2011 10:01pm UTC

Stupid laws. #6
In Colorado, it is illegal to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next door neighbor.
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livluvlaf1127
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July 20, 2011 9:55pm UTC

Stupid laws. #5
In California, it is illegal to harass a rock in a state park.
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livluvlaf1127
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July 19, 2011 8:28pm UTC

Stupid laws. #4
In Arkansas, it is illegal for alligators to be kept in bathtubs.
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livluvlaf1127
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July 19, 2011 8:24pm UTC

Stupid laws. #3
In Arizona, it is illegal for children to sing nursery rhymes after 8 pm.
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livluvlaf1127
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July 19, 2011 8:20pm UTC

Stupid laws. #2
In Alaska, it is illegal to eat a stranger's baby.
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livluvlaf1127
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July 19, 2011 8:15pm UTC

Stupid laws. #1
In Alabama, it is illegal to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket
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livluvlaf1127
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July 19, 2011 7:58pm UTC

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Emma Watson's first day at Brown University in Boston,
she answered a question correct, so a guy in her class stood up and yelled
"10 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!"
that guy? yeah... he's my brother.
MLIA
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livluvlaf1127
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July 19, 2011 5:50pm UTC

Today,
i decided to watch that scary movie "One Missed Call".
About halfway through, i paused it to go and get some juice.
When i came back, I looked at my phone to find that i had one missed call and the number was unknown.
I stopped the movie and went to bed.
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livluvlaf1127
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July 19, 2011 5:33pm UTC

*****
I was having a bad day.
I had been crying the whole day at school.
the principal told me to go help with the kindergartners.
One little girl came up to me and asked,
"Is everything okay?"
and i answered
"no."
She then told me,
"Don't worry. I think you're beautiful and always remember God loves you."
KGMH
*****
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livluvlaf1127
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July 19, 2011 12:56pm UTC

*my dad to my sister who is afraid of
the dark (monsters)*
"Don't worry. if the monsters took you,
they'd give you right back to us,
because they'd be
annoyed by how much
you talk.
way to be sympathetic dad.
mine;

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livluvlaf1127
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July 16, 2011 2:59pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT #6
when you visit a teacher you had the year before and they don't remember you.

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livluvlaf1127
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July 16, 2011 2:48pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT #5
when your walking out of the room like a model and your bag handle gets stuck on a door.

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livluvlaf1127
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July 16, 2011 2:32pm UTC

My mom was playing around on Witty,
& she said to me,
"i understand why your always on here. I would be too. I wish they had something like this when i was your age."
I <3 my mom
♥
nmf true story

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livluvlaf1127
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July 15, 2011 7:53pm UTC

~what we want to happen~
girl: *sighs*
boy: what's wrong? are you okay?
~what really happens~
girl: *sighs*
boy: jeez someone's on their period.
girl: :/
nmf, (c) mine

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livluvlaf1127
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July 15, 2011 5:16pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT #4
when you spell a word correctly, but it looks wrong, and you question it's existence.

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livluvlaf1127
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July 15, 2011 5:08pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT #3
when you've already said "what?" 3 times and you still have no idea what they said, so you just agree.

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livluvlaf1127
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July 15, 2011 5:03pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT #2
when your washing dishes, and your spoon decides to have a water fight with you.

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