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  1. x0_mady x0_mady
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 11:46pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When sarcasm doesn't work through text.

  2. BeOriginal BeOriginal
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 9:37am UTC
    The Walk Of Shame -
    When You Push A Door That Says Pull.

  3. Cutecat0413 Cutecat0413
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 10:37pm UTC
    &I co u l d tell you;
    his favorite color's green,
    he likes to argue,
    born on the seventeenth,
    his sister's beautiful,
    he has his fathers eyes,
    BUT IF YOU ASKED ////////////
    me if;;
    I love him ...well,I'd lie ♥
    nmf

  4. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 2:39pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    "Okay, if we get caught .. Here's the story...."
    -----------♥-----------

  5. everydayimshufflin everydayimshufflin
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    "I Wasn't That Drunk"
    Dude, you were running around the house looking all over the place screaming
    "WHERE'S PERRY?!"
    nmf

  6. owlcitylove373 owlcitylove373
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    the akward moment
    when all the top quotes are in this format .
    its like "wow your creative..."
    -________-

  7. sofigarcia sofigarcia
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 11:18pm UTC
    Teachers Call It Cheating,
    We call it teamwork :)

  8. aly2013 aly2013
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:02am UTC
    who else said this when they were little..
    Brick Wall,
    Waterfall,
    Girl you think you know it all.
    But you don't, I do.
    So POOF with the attitude.

  9. tswiftforever13 tswiftforever13
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 10:36pm UTC
    Mean Girls Quote #1
    Random Guy: Hey Janice, Whats your wig made of?
    Janice: YOU MOM'S CHEST HAIR.

  10. itslovex808 itslovex808
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 11:48am UTC
    That awkward moment when
    there is an awkward silence
    and someone awkwardly
    points it out which makes it
    even more awkward
    resulting in some kid doing
    the awkward turtle.

  11. foreverandalways41 foreverandalways41
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 11:39pm UTC
    »
    remember in preschool when
    no one judged,
    stupid was a bad word,
    everyone was friends,
    the little things made you happy,
    you screamed every time you went out for recess like you'd never seen a playground before,
    you thought babies came from the store,
    you cried over things like dropping your ice cream not things like heartbreak,
    you believed in everything,
    and everybody believed in you.
    what happened to that?

  12. stilllovingyou stilllovingyou
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 11:20am UTC
    Dear Pinocchio,
    so all i have to do is lie?!
    Sincerely Lord Voldemort

  13. justinbieberfever1234 justinbieberfever1234
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 10:39am UTC
    THATAWKWARDMOMENT
    When your the first one at your lunch table... and you look like a loner..
    notmyformat

  14. Ducktape986 Ducktape986
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 11:09pm UTC
    I love my headphones . . .
    Because they have been there for me through all the tears, drama, pain, memories, etc.
    Fav if you love your headphones.

  15. XxLookDeepIntoMyEyesxX XxLookDeepIntoMyEyesxX
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 11:44am UTC

    singing
    obnoxiously
    when
    you are
    ALONE

  16. RainbowSkittlesLove RainbowSkittlesLove
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 8:44am UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When You Get Called On In Class While Texting And Everyone Is Staring At You And You Give The "Somebody Help Me"Look
    -----------♥-----------

  17. freeweezy1 freeweezy1
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 1:03pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN
    YOU FINISH YOUR TEST EARLY & DON'T WANT TO
    BE THE FIRST ONE TO HAND IT IN SO
    YOU WAIT FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO
    HAND IT IN FIRST.
    *nmf

  18. 00Bones00 00Bones00
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 2:51pm UTC
    Lady Gaga taught me its ok to be different.
    Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks
    Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week
    Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.
    Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.
    Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right.
    Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.
    Music taught me how to live.

  19. UniquEEMissyx UniquEEMissyx
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 7:29am UTC

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    She's crazy, random, & the funniest person I know.
    She's my best friend.
    & I wouldn't want her any other way.

  20. hugamoose3 hugamoose3
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    It started as a book.Then a movie.A personal obsession. A phenomenon.An era that is now ending.My childhood. A part of me, that I'll never forget.Lets dedicate this quote to the one and only,
    Harry Potter.format : ComeDownWithLove_

:)

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