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  1. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 5:50pm UTC
    Bully : You're a failure
    You : So was your dad's condom


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Ohsexilexi20 Ohsexilexi20
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2010 4:56pm UTC
    Sometimes Goodbye is a second chance.

  4. RhiRhi RhiRhi
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 1:37pm UTC
    And you thought something would be written here...
    fave it :)

  5. RhiRhi RhiRhi
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 8:00am UTC
    I’m never gonna shut you out.

  6. oliviasierra1997 oliviasierra1997
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    This morning at 1:15am, my grandpa passed away.
    He will be missed more then ever.
    &so many people loved him, nothing will
    ever be the same without him.
    I think to myself, why him ?
    but then i know..
    GOD ONLY TAKES THE BEST<3
    R.I.P. Grandpa, everyone will miss you so much!
    Your in a better place now!

  7. RukiBear RukiBear
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    JUST REMEMBER,
    You broke my heart first.

  8. dontlickmyhamster dontlickmyhamster
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    Mother Nature does all the hard work. We just squeeze her best bits
    .
    PERVERTS!

  9. helloimbored helloimbored
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 2:11pm UTC
    "School"
    is a complicated form of saying
    "Torture for Children"...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 2:09pm UTC
    & it's obvious that you're dying, dying;
    just living proof that the camera's lying.
    - PARAMORE

  12. ignoranceisblisslmfao* ignoranceisblisslmfao*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    FATE
    F.orget
    A.bout
    T.he
    E.mptiness


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. DaRkPiXiEz DaRkPiXiEz
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    (\_/)
    (^-^) So i got you this cookie...
    ( > )>o
    (\_/)
    (^-^) But then i was like....
    o<( <)
    (\_/)
    (O_O) I LIKE COOKIES!!!!!
    (> o <)
    (\_/)
    (^-^) I eated your cookie. Oops.
    (> <)
    (\_/)
    (^-^) So i got you this little waffle......
    (> )>#
    (\_/)
    (^-^) But then i was like.......
    #<( <)
    (\_/)
    (O_O) Man this waffle be lookin' GOOD!!!!
    (> # <)
    (\_/)
    (^-^) So i eated your waffle too. ^-^
    (> <)


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  16. _Cameronxx _Cameronxx
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 1:46pm UTC
    SHE
    BELIEVED

  17. xjaseyrae xjaseyrae
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 1:47pm UTC
    click to see this quote


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    today i was sad because i don't yet have a date to prom.
    my 10 year old brother came up to me and said,
    "anna, i think you're so pretty. if i was in your grade,
    i would ask you in a heartbeat."

  20. Live_Love_Breath_Soccer Live_Love_Breath_Soccer
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    credit to whoever
    Today,
    a boy came in class wearing a pink T-shirt. A jock starts making fun of him.
    The jock says, "Why the he11 would you own that shirt?"
    The boy says,
    "I don't, it's your girlfriends."
    :)

:)

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