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ilovemycraziess
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December 28, 2011 10:14pm UTC

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tori69
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December 28, 2011 8:57pm UTC

Him: Wanna talk dirty?;)
Me: Sure
Him: ok well you start.
Me: Well to start off, i jumped in a puddle of mud today;)
*True Story*

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FunZy0x4
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December 29, 2011 10:51am UTC

How can I forget him, when he's
always on my mind? How can I not want him, when he's all I want inside?
how can I move on, when I can't see us apart?
how can I stop loving him, when he controls my heart?

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marie1616
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December 29, 2011 3:20am UTC

///When I go to the Doctors\\\
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Nope.
Doctor: Are you sure?
Me: No, I’m not sure maybe someone took my V-card out of my back pocket while I wasn’t looking -_-
Doctor: Well it’s just that you’re 17 it seems that you’d be sexually active.
Me: Look honey, I spend my life on Witty & Tumblr, do you think I’m getting laid?
Doctor: ....
nmf

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claireee3
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December 28, 2011 9:06pm UTC

Official Nose Size Scale
Where does your schnoz fit in?
l_________l__________l_________l________l
Lord Voldemort Average Squidward

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FunZy0x4
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December 29, 2011 10:54am UTC

she said she got over you....
I don't think that's true. In her mind all she says is;
"I'm in love with you..."

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JordanRae
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December 28, 2011 3:25pm UTC

When I'm single;
I'm single & I do what I do.
But when I'm in a relationship; trust me, it's just me & you ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xoprettylittlesmileox
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December 28, 2011 3:19pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
WHEN YOUR BUTT STARTS ITCHING IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS.

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idance
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December 28, 2011 5:24pm UTC

I ' m s o r r y .
Sometimes, I get jealous thinking that someone else could make you happier than I could.
♥

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jtcozzy
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 3:43pm UTC

Friend: Whats a good movie ?
Me: Snakes on a plane
Friend: Whats it about?
Me: Horses. . . .. .horses on a boat. -___-

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livsbestfriendryan
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December 28, 2011 6:04pm UTC

listening to a song&thinking
"god damn, did you write this to remind me of them?"
©livsbestfriendryan

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idance
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December 28, 2011 5:12pm UTC

You're beautiful.
So is every other girl you talk to.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 10:18am UTC

Tonight,
she blasts her iPod as loud as it goes,
but it's not loud enough to block out
the sound of her sobs

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walkingonsunshine1324
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November 2, 2011 8:25pm UTC

So 11/11/11 is coming up...
and I'll probably waste my wish on you
Notmyformat

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jamaymay
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November 28, 2011 7:31pm UTC

That moment when you can't even talk to your
best friend
about something.

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jamaymay
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December 19, 2011 8:13pm UTC

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jamaymay
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 8:31pm UTC

s e e m s l i k e e v e n c u p i d d o n ' t k n o w w h a t t o d o , 'cause everybodys
g o t s o m e b o d y , but me ♥

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jamaymay
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December 24, 2011 9:54pm UTC

It really hurts when
You find out you've been completely
honest with somebody who's
been keeping secrets from you

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