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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    never, ever, ever call a girl fat.
    even if you're joking.

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 1:53am UTC
    getting bored in class:
    sneakily eating food while trying to hide it from your friends and the teacher..

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 2:36am UTC
    we have to be pretty
    and skinny
    and sl*tty
    and cute
    and sporty
    and curvy
    and smart
    and brave
    and quiet
    and tanned
    and mature
    and tall
    and short
    and fashionable
    and organised
    and strong.
    we have to be absolutely everything for everyone,
    but under no condition are we allowed to be
    ourselves.

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 2:07am UTC
    I walk around in circles while I'm talking on the phone.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Beauty gets the attention.
    Personality gets the heart.

  6. Leehgoo Leehgoo
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 5:29pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. briidgetxoo briidgetxoo
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    If pigs could fly, there wouldn't be any men on the ground.

  9. flippy14 flippy14
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Yoga pants♥

  10. SpiderWomen123 SpiderWomen123
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    So you're the b*tch
    That told the b*tch
    That im a b*tch
    Well listen here b*tch
    It takes a b*tch
    To know a b*tch
    B*tch

  11. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 8:49am UTC
    My grades need to be higher.
    My weight needs to be lower.
    My stomach needs to be flattter.
    My wallet need to be fatter,
    My skin needs to be tanner.
    My teeth need to be whiter.
    My heart needs to be stronger.
    My friends need to be uglier.
    My face needs to be prettier.
    My hair needs to be longer.
    My body needs to be hotter,
    My skirt needs to be shorter.
    My image needs to be cooler.
    My boobs need to be bigger,
    My waist needs to be smaller.
    Society really knows how to make you feel bad about yourself.

  12. NinjaDinorawr13 NinjaDinorawr13
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    "Clean your room, the
    relatives are coming over."
    "Oh, sorry, Mom, I didn't know we were
    having the family reunion in my room."

  13. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #741
    Justin and Cody Simpson sang a song
    together that will be on Justin's Believe album.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    go deep throat a cactus.

  15. HalfwayGone HalfwayGone
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Before I die..
    I want to pee in every ocean

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. thathumorswag thathumorswag
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Me at school:
    What the heck is this
    What the heck is that
    Why the heck are you walking so slow
    Who the heck assigned my locker as the
    official gathering place
    When the heck did the teacher assign this
    Why the heck did I ever take this course
    When the heck is lunch

  17. MizzBlush_x MizzBlush_x
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    i used to like you.
    used to? what changed?
    you did.

  18. hollisterbeach hollisterbeach
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    sometimes, i wish
    i could go back in time and meet myself as a kid. ♥

  19. bbrox514 bbrox514
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    2012: Come at me bro!
    1800: Advance towards me brotheren.

  20. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    REAL EYES
    REALIZE
    REAL LIES.

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