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  1. cheerchic9711 cheerchic9711
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 11:26am UTC
    I have two best friends,
    their names are headphones and internet.

  2. milkncookies milkncookies
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    Those people who flirt
    without even realising.

  3. Kaylahkittyx13 Kaylahkittyx13
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    THINGS THAT ANNOY ME
    1) Viacom...
    nmf

  4. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 6:08am UTC
    I had a pretty cool idea.
    Rather than giving people the ability to ban people on Witty chat, wouldn't it be cool if we could give users ratings?
    So if your rating is too low, you're given a cooling off period or something?♥
    Format by Breeze

  5. luceclark luceclark
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Me - *Complaining about a girl at my school*
    Dad - Don't worry, all she does is suck in hot air
    Me - That's not all she sucks
    Dad - ... Well played ...

  6. cheerchic9711 cheerchic9711
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    Those songs that express the feelings you,
    CAN'T SAY
    :


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  8. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    the different names
    Dori has called Nemo
    -he's lost his son, Fabio
    -his son, Chico?
    -your son, Bingo?
    -not much fun for little Harpo!
    -Burrito
    -Bye, Elmo!

  9. cheerchic9711 cheerchic9711
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    That awkward moment when,
    you're telling your friend something hilarious and they're just like,
    "you already told me that"

  10. JamiCee JamiCee
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 1:49am UTC
    I am a singer...
    & Witty is my microphone

  11. MusicLover05 MusicLover05
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:52am UTC
    Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.

  12. JamiCee JamiCee
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 12:27am UTC
    No longer the happy girl she used to be,
    No longer the happy girl they used to see.
    But for all they know the smile is sincere,
    Because to them, things are always as they appear

  13. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 12:28am UTC
    I love you, you love me.
    We're a Witty family ♥
    Format by Breeze

  14. xxxxlovexxxx xxxxlovexxxx
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 10:31am UTC
    You think you can ruin the friendship between him and I? Well Bi*ch, have fun trying to rip Super Glue apart.

  15. cheerchic9711 cheerchic9711
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    I may not be all you want
    but I will always be more than you deserve.♥

  16. JamiCee JamiCee
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    What's wrong with me?

  17. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 2:56am UTC
    so much for
    Kony 2012,
    apparently he died
    5 YEARS AGO.

  18. 1Directionerx0 1Directionerx0
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Love Was Not For Me
    &&
    Forever A Player
    Readers, I'm so sorry I haven't written in over a month. This is honestly the first time I've had time to come on a computer since the last time I wrote. But it's my last Summer with all my friends because I'll be going to a different high school than ANY of them, so I'm really trying to enjoy it!!
    I figured out a way I might be able to write, however. But I'm giving up this account.
    I might continue these stories but idk. If you wanna know my username just ask.
    Sorry guys!! Hope yall understand.
    -Christina♥

  19. JamiCee JamiCee
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    I n case you were wondering:
    The reason there is so many funny witty quotes is because it's easier to joke than to really say how you feel. The reason there is so many pretty formats with general sayings is because it's easier to copy and paste than to really look inside and tell everyone what you're too afraid to say. The reason there is so many "fave this and I'll..." quotes is because it's easier to demand faves and understanding then to earn it. But, the reason witty was made was to tell how you really feel, unleash all those words you're too afraid to say, and gain the knowlege you're not alone.

  20. cheerchic9711 cheerchic9711
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 12:14am UTC
    Dear paranoid people
    who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one,
    what's your plan?

:)

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