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lillybeth7

1. lillybeth7
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   April 8, 2013 12:41pm UTC
   What School really prepares you for:
   1% Arts.
   2% History.
   5% English.
   5% Math.
   7% Problem solving.
   80% Dealing with idiots.
   
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2. lillybeth7
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   April 8, 2013 12:34pm UTC
   Brutally honest children are the scariest thing on this planet.
   
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3. lillybeth7
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   March 18, 2013 12:31pm UTC
   My schedule for today; 1. drown a fish 2. bury a worm alive 3. throw a bird off a cliff.
   
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4. lillybeth7
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   March 18, 2013 12:28pm UTC
   I love my toilet. We`ve been through a lot of sh*t together.
   
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5. lillybeth7
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   March 18, 2013 12:23pm UTC
   Wal-Mart is like a zoo for humans to watch humans.
   
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6. lillybeth7
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   March 18, 2013 12:19pm UTC
   I feel like I`m waiting for something that is never going to happen.
   
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7. lillybeth7
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   March 18, 2013 12:16pm UTC
   Don`t read this. Ooooh, you rebel. :)
   
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8. lillybeth7
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   March 11, 2013 12:52pm UTC
   I`ve fallen in love with the Internet. It was love at first site..
   
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9. lillybeth7
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   March 11, 2013 12:49pm UTC
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10. lillybeth7
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    March 11, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    Potatoes have skin, I have skin. Therefore I am a potato.
    
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11. lillybeth7
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    March 11, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    Changing The Face Can Change Nothing, But Facing The Change Can Change Everything
    
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12. lillybeth7
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    February 27, 2013 1:52pm UTC
    Do the Chinese realize that when they`re visiting America, they buy souvenirs made in their own country?
    
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13. lillybeth7
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    February 27, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    Don’t you love that moment when you’re cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide?
    
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14. lillybeth7
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    February 22, 2013 12:48pm UTC
    You only live once? False, you live everyday. You only die once.
    
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15. lillybeth7
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    February 22, 2013 12:25pm UTC
    Don`t trust people`s words, Trust their actions!
    
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16. lillybeth7
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    February 22, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    Why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it’s really “Who do you like” or “Awkward sexual task”.
    
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17. lillybeth7
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    February 12, 2013 12:32pm UTC
    We can now put the movie 2012 in the comedy section?
    
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18. lillybeth7
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    February 12, 2013 12:29pm UTC
    In 2 seconds you will sing "I`m a Barbie Girl" in your head. . . . .
    
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19. lillybeth7
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    February 12, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    I wish exercising was as easy as eating.
    
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20. lillybeth7
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    February 8, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    i turned 18 yesterday!
    
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