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lilalixoxo
posted a quote
November 16, 2011 5:43pm UTC

"Okay so me and my friend..well she's not really
my friend, but she..."
am I the only one that does this?

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lilalixoxo
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November 16, 2011 2:44pm UTC

Dear Windshield wipers,
Face it, I am undefeated.
SIncerely,
The little triangle

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lilalixoxo
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November 15, 2011 5:38pm UTC

*Homework*
"This is sooo easy."
*In class*
"Kay I can learn something now"
*Test*
"Wtf did I learn?

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lilalixoxo
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 5:28pm UTC

I ran into doors,
Tripped up and down the stairs,
Fell over grass,
Ran into a couple walls,
Fell off my bed,
Was dropped,
Fell off my bike,
Accidentally cut myself,
Got paper cuts,
and
Sprained my arm.
I'm Immortal

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lilalixoxo
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November 15, 2011 5:00pm UTC

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lilalixoxo
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November 15, 2011 3:57pm UTC

#WINNING

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lilalixoxo
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November 15, 2011 3:54pm UTC

It's the first time I talked
to him in years<3

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lilalixoxo
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November 14, 2011 5:12pm UTC

Because
U
Lied
Loved
Spit game
Hit on other girls.
I'm done
Talk to me never again.

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lilalixoxo
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November 13, 2011 6:10pm UTC

The day before school I always say I'm going to dress nice,I wake up and feel so lazy, so I put on sweatpants

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lilalixoxo
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November 13, 2011 5:18pm UTC

And I ain't not hipster but I can make your hips stir <3

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lilalixoxo
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 5:09pm UTC

TOMMY BOY
will always be
my movie<3

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lilalixoxo
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November 13, 2011 4:43pm UTC

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lilalixoxo
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November 13, 2011 8:44am UTC

Me: Lets play the firetruck game. My hand goes up your leg and when you get nervous say red light.
*moves hand*
him: red light
Me: *goes faster* sorry, firetrucks don't stop at red lights :)

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lilalixoxo
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 8:36am UTC

That awkward moment
when someone tells you
your moms a milf

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lilalixoxo
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November 13, 2011 8:21am UTC

g • e • m • i • n • i: the most irrisistable
nice, love is one of a kind, lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the ****out, trustworthy, definitely a keeper, takes others into consideration, love is one of a kind, always happy and loves to laugh, easygoing, treasures loved ones, speaks their mind, loud, loves to be in along term relationship, is loyal to their significant other, talkative, outgoing, very forgiving, excellent in bed, loves to make out, has a beautiful smile, generous, strong, && 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost!

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lilalixoxo
posted a quote
November 12, 2011 11:43pm UTC

Today on the way home from the mall I talked to my mom about weed and drinking and that I smoke and drink. she said:
"Don't smoke in school or drink too much"
I LOVE YOU MOM

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lilalixoxo
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November 12, 2011 11:39pm UTC

Me: I had a question to ask about life but i don't remember
Friend: What was it about?
Me: Idk about life i thinkkk
Friend: like the futuree?
Me *thinking for 5 minutes*
Wait i got remembered
Friend: whatt?
Me: Did you vote?
Friend: -_________-

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November 12, 2011 10:12pm UTC

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November 12, 2011 10:09pm UTC

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lilalixoxo
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November 12, 2011 9:47pm UTC

That depressing moment
when you think you made the only quote
and you scroll down and see a quote just like yours

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