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lexielu87

  1. xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2010 3:46pm UTC
    awkward realization:
    big fat guy walks by...
    man, that dude's got bigger boobs than I do.

  2. JayDee_Rae JayDee_Rae
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2010 4:53pm UTC
    you don't miss him
    you miss the memories

  3. storyaboutagirl storyaboutagirl
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2010 2:50pm UTC
    When I tell my mom
    "i love you"
    her reply is
    "what do you want?"

  4. Aortts5 Aortts5
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2010 3:54pm UTC
    &I hate it when
    im texting like 5 people, & they just ALL randomly stop texting me,
    & then when one texts back, they all text back.
    are they doing this on purpose!?
    favorite this if this ever happened to you, lmao (:
    fade credit to:
    jjayx5

  5. Aortts5 Aortts5
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2010 3:14pm UTC
    "Don't trust a hoe , never trust a hoe..."
    Awe, that's cute.
    3OH!3 wrote a song about youu. (:
    not mine ;l credit to whoever,

  6. TaintedHeart TaintedHeart happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2010 2:42pm UTC
    Us girls..
    We have unique powers!
    We get wet without water. Bleed without an injury. &- Make boneless things get hard.
    I found this funny(:

  7. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2010 2:51pm UTC
    &I hate it when
    my gum falls out of my mouth

  8. coleypoke22 coleypoke22
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2010 2:54pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. lexielu87 lexielu87
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2010 8:18pm UTC
    Why I Absolutely Love My Friends....
    They're the only people who will stand in
    the middle of the street with me and sing
    The Campfire Song

  10. lexielu87 lexielu87
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2010 8:19pm UTC
    Friends...
    they complete my life.

  11. lexielu87 lexielu87
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2010 8:20pm UTC
    JB...
    No Longer Stands For
    "Jonas Brothers"
    It Now Stands For
    Justin Bieber

  12. lexielu87 lexielu87
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2010 8:28pm UTC
    Am I The Only One Who...
    Hates It when The Dentist Asks You Questions
    When They're In Your Mouth
    Its Like Take A Message
    I Can't Talk Right Now!

  13. lexielu87 lexielu87
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2010 8:00pm UTC
    And Today,
    I got invited to his birthday party, and instead of freaking out about that i screamed really loudly...
    "IS THERE GONNA BE A JUMPY HOUSE!?"
    Embarrassed that i said it i sat down and then he came over and whispered:
    "Don't Worry. Whats a party without one?!"
    He's turning 13
    well at least i know he knows how to party!

  14. lexielu87 lexielu87
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2010 8:01pm UTC
    G • E • M • I • N • I:
    The Most Irrisistable, Nice, Love is one of a kind, Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the ****out, Trustworthy, Definitely a keeper, Takes others into consideration, Love is one of a kind, Always happy and loves to laugh, Easygoing, Treasures loved ones, Speaks their mind, Loud, Loves to be in a long term relationship, Is loyal to their significant other, Talkative, Outgoing, VERY FORGIVING, Excellent in Bed, Loves to make out, Has a beautiful smile, Generous, & Strong. <3 Now, that's a gemini.

  15. lexielu87 lexielu87
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2010 8:03pm UTC
    It's over. I don't even want to be friends anymore.
    I'm sick of the fights,
    that are over within a day.
    I'm sick of you screaming at me,
    when i didn't do anything.
    I'm sick of you bossing
    me around.
    So do yourself a favor and...
    just leave.</3
    click the heart?

  16. lexielu87 lexielu87
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2010 7:17pm UTC
    Tears are words
    my heart can't
    say. </3

  17. lexielu87 lexielu87
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2009 8:16pm UTC
    yess im a little
    [[[ weirddd ]]]
    and a little
    [[[ dumb ]]]
    and a bit
    [[[ awkwarrdd ]]]
    well...
    its just bcuz ima
    [[[ blonde ;) ]]]

  18. lexielu87 lexielu87
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2009 8:11pm UTC
    instead of
    "penutbutterjellytime"
    its
    "killyhurbestbuddiestime"
    ; ]

  19. xXLilllaBetXx xXLilllaBetXx
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2010 5:47pm UTC
    My lucky charm : A ring on a necklace.
    His lucky charm : Me<3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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