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  1. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    What If
    Air is actually poisonous, but it just takes 80 years to kill us?

  2. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    Inappropriate Wedding Songs #5
    Unfaithful- Rihanna

  3. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
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    June 2, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    Inappropriate Wedding Songs #4
    Somebody That I Used To Know- Gotye

  4. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
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    June 2, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    Inappropriate Wedding Songs #3
    Gold Digger- Kanye West

  5. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
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    June 2, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    Inappropriate Wedding Songs #2
    Single Ladies- Beyonce

  6. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    What If
    Hogwarts actually sent us all letters, but our parents hid them?

  7. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    Inappropriate Wedding Songs #1
    Oops I Did It Again- Britney Spears

  8. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
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    June 2, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    when you hate someone, everything they do begins to annoy you
    them: **cough**
    me: OHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOODDDDDDD

  9. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 11:52am UTC
    Getting the perfect messy bun, but then realizing you left a whole chunk of hair out of it.

  10. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 11:47am UTC
    getting a bunch of faves then witty goes and deletes my quote. FML

  11. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 11:42am UTC
    obtuse rubber goose
    green moose guava juice
    giant snake birthday cake
    large fries chocolate shake
    fairly odd parents, anyone else remember?

  12. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    he is the best thing since sliced bread

  13. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    HE'S THE ONLY ONE
    that can make me smile on those rough days

  14. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
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    May 21, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    I LOVE WHEN...
    he makes me feel like the only girl in the world

  15. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
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    May 21, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    THAT ONE SECRET...
    you can't even tell your best friend

  16. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    I'm sorry I'm not 110 pounds
    I'm sorry I'm not size 0
    I'm sorry I have acne
    I'm sorry I don't have perfect hair
    I'm sorry I'm not her

  17. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    .........................................................................................
    I Wish…
    ..........................................................................................
    You would look at me the way you look at her.

  18. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    Getting ice cream to go and finishing it all in the car
    I REGRET NOTHING!!

  19. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
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    May 1, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    All of my friends are getting asked to the dance and I'm just sitting here being forever alone.
    Maybe my cat will ask me..

  20. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    Crush: Come here I need to ask you something!
    Me: Okay! *hopeful smile*
    Crush: So..
    Me: So..
    Crush:
    Me:
    Crush:
    Me:
    Crush: Can I borrow a pencil
    Me: *sighs*

:)

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