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lexaccxoxo

1. lexaccxoxo
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2012 5:25pm UTC
   Inappropriate Wedding Songs #16
   On to the Next One- Jay-Z
   
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2. lexaccxoxo
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   June 3, 2012 5:19pm UTC
   Forever Alone
   Say "Hi" in FaceBook chat. Person goes offline.
   
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3. lexaccxoxo
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   June 3, 2012 5:14pm UTC
   Forever Alone
   Third wheel? More like unicycle.
   
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4. lexaccxoxo
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   June 3, 2012 5:09pm UTC
   Forever Alone
   My boyfriend does this thing where he doesn't know he's my boyfriend.
   It's so cute.
   
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5. lexaccxoxo
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   June 3, 2012 1:16pm UTC
   What If
   I'm actually attractive, but hot guys just think I'm out of their league?
   
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6. lexaccxoxo
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   June 3, 2012 1:13pm UTC
   What If
   Deja Vu is us losing a life, and starting at our last checkpoint?
   
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7. lexaccxoxo
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   June 3, 2012 12:20pm UTC
   Inappropriate Wedding Songs #15
   One Night Stand- Keri Hilson
   
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8. lexaccxoxo
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   June 3, 2012 12:16pm UTC
   Inappropriate Wedding Songs #14
   I'm n' Luv (Wit a Stripper)- T-Pain
   
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9. lexaccxoxo
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   June 3, 2012 8:16am UTC
   Inappropriate Wedding Songs #13
   I'm Single- Lil Wayne
   
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10. lexaccxoxo
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    June 3, 2012 8:10am UTC
    Inappropriate Wedding Songs #12
    This Isn't Love- Jasmine V
    
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11. lexaccxoxo
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    June 2, 2012 11:44pm UTC
    Inappropriate Wedding Songs #11
    Should've Said No- Taylor Swift
    
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12. lexaccxoxo
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    June 2, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    Inappropriate Wedding Songs #10
    I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For- U2
    
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13. lexaccxoxo
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    June 2, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    Inappropriate Wedding Songs #9
    Trust Issues- Drake
    
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14. lexaccxoxo
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    June 2, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    Inappropriate Wedding Songs #8
    Break Your Heart- Taio Cruz
    
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15. lexaccxoxo
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    June 2, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    Inappropriate Wedding Songs #7
    I Got Aids- Lil B
    
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16. lexaccxoxo
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    June 2, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
    admit it, you just sang that in your head with the pirate's voice
    
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17. lexaccxoxo
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    June 2, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    friend: hey can I have a bite of that?
    me:
    friend:
    me:
    friend:
    me:
    friend:
    me: lol no
    
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18. lexaccxoxo
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    June 2, 2012 1:56pm UTC
    Inappropriate Wedding Songs #6
    I Should Have Cheated- Keyshia Cole
    
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19. lexaccxoxo
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    June 2, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    69...
    
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20. lexaccxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    What If
    Oxygen makes our voices deeper, and helium brings it back to normal?
    
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