lemon77

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sooo yeah. i dont go on alot but every now and then i post somethingg. 14.
freshman. (:

lemon77
posted a quote
September 26, 2010 3:01pm UTC

sooo...
why cant i find
my
"prince charming?"
i mean come on..
press the <3 if you cant find yours eitherr </3

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lemon77
posted a quote
March 14, 2010 1:40pm UTC

loved you once,
love you still,
always have,
always will.
(:<3

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lemon77
posted a quote
August 10, 2009 8:49pm UTC

since when did
gay
become an insult?
like seriously? fav it pleasee (:

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lemon77
posted a quote
June 25, 2009 11:52pm UTC

+& am i the only one
who is shocked about michael jacksons death!
rip<3

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lemon77
posted a quote
June 5, 2009 4:35pm UTC

Our Song
is the way he laughs
the first date
"man, i didnt kiss, and i
should have "
and when i got home, before i
said amen
asking god if he could play it
again

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lemon77
posted a quote
June 2, 2009 4:35pm UTC

& when I met you,
i never would have imagined
that i would have such strong
feelings for you. i never would
thought that i would have
dreams about you, or miss being
by your side, or get butterflies
in my stomach when someone
mentions your name. When
i first met you, i never would've
thought that i would love you

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lemon77
posted a quote
May 29, 2009 9:49am UTC

A F H
PEACE OUT HOMIE

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lemon77
posted a quote
May 27, 2009 7:49pm UTC

music is what feeling
sounds like
Ü

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lemon77
posted a quote
May 12, 2009 4:44pm UTC

him: psss guess what...
her: what
him: i love you
:0

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lemon77
posted a quote
May 7, 2009 3:59pm UTC

i want a guy who calls you
beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back
when you hang up on him,
who will stay awake
just to watch you sleep
The boy who kisses your forehead.
who wants to show you off to the world.
who thinks you're pretty without
makeup on. The one who is
constantly reminding you of
how much he cares about you
and how lucky he is to have you
no stealing

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lemon77
posted a quote
May 7, 2009 3:47pm UTC

A ♥ :]
peace. love. happiness

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lemon77
posted a quote
May 6, 2009 3:28pm UTC

I love you more than....
Spongebob loves jellyfishing.
Sandy loves karate.
Mr. Krabs loves money.
&& Squidward loves his clarinet.
But baby i need you like
Plankton needs the krabbypatty
♥Secret formula♥
no stealing..

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lemon77
posted a quote
April 26, 2009 9:54pm UTC

um sir, you dropped your pocket...
man looks down.
((lol))
haha not good but i love doing this to people!

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lemon77
posted a quote
April 22, 2009 6:57pm UTC

Mail
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

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lemon77
posted a quote
April 22, 2009 6:52pm UTC

Patrick: touch...
Police officer: dont touch
Patrick: touch...
Police officer: dont touch!
Patrick: omg jeffrey the jellyfish! come back jeffrey i have to touch you!
From spongebob!
haha sounds kinda dirty....

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lemon77
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 12:08am UTC

Heaven!
3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven".
The first guy comes up to the gate and says, "I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her". So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce.
The next man comes up and says, "I cheated on my wife a little but I stilll love her." He gets a mustang and drives off into heaven.
The next guy came up and said, "I cheated on my wife alot". He gets a scooter.
Next day the guy that got the scooter was riding along and he saw the guy who owned the Rolls Royce crying.
He asked, "Why are you crying you have such a nice car?!" and the man sobbed, "My wife just went by on roller skates".

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lemon77
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 12:03am UTC

Blonde Jokes!
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
haha.. no offense to blondes

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lemon77
posted a quote
March 17, 2009 3:43pm UTC

sweetie, get over yourself;; ♥
its middle school...not hollywood

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lemon77
posted a quote
March 4, 2009 4:15pm UTC

Weird facts #2
Approximately 16,500 people in the U.S. go by the last name Lemon.
Lemons ripen after you pick them, but oranges do not
There are 118 ridges on the edge of a United States dime.
The Statue of Liberty wears a size 879 sandal.
Giraffes can lick their own eyes.
Dragonflies have six legs but can't walk.
Koala and humans are the only animals with unique fingerprints.
A crocodile cannot move its tongue.
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight.
A duck can't walk without bobbing its head.
A turkey can run at 20 mph.
The average American walks 18,000 steps a day.
Fish cough.
Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp
Beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes under water.
Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.
A snail breathes through its foot
There are 18 different animal shapes in the animal cracker zoo.
all mine. haha no stealing

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lemon77
posted a quote
March 3, 2009 5:44pm UTC

Werid Facts #1
Slugs have four noses.
A bee has five eyes.
The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.
Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
A hummingbird weighs less then a penny.
The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters.
Broccoli is the only vegetable that is also a flower.
Children grow faster in the spring.
A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.
You share your birthday with nine million others in the world.
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
Fish can drown.
You burn 20 calories an hour chewing gum
Smelling apples and/or bananas can help you lose weight.
Licking a stamp burns 10 calories.
You burn more calories sleeping then watching TV.
Seals sleep only one and a half minutes at a time.
Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.
weird but true facts......haha

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