Mail
A man was in
his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor
came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She
opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A
little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox
and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back
into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out
again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it
closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something
wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly
is!”
My stupid
computer keeps saying, “You’ve got
mail!”