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  1. xCRAZYx xCRAZYx
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:10am UTC
    I wish I was Peter Pan
    So That I'd Never Have To Grow Up
    format by fashiongurrly

  2. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  3. ImC00likethat ImC00likethat
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    Harry: *brushes his hair* jealous?
    Voldemort: no :P
    Harry: *blows his nose* now?
    Voldemort: .....

  4. xxxxLaurenxxxx xxxxLaurenxxxx
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    It was a
    slap in the face
    How quickly I was
    Replaced.♥
    not my format

  5. emileeashly emileeashly
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    Pretending to be friends
    with someone you love
    is like trying to breathe underwater.
    You can't hold it for too long
    because if you try to, you won't
    make it out okay.

  6. akochyle2 akochyle2
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2011 3:08pm UTC
    And Watching Lizzie Mcgui re
    For The First Time In
    YEARS
    I Realized,
    Who the F*CK
    Names Their Kid
    GORDO?

  7. justinbieberxx27 justinbieberxx27
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.

  8. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    Wanna know a secret?
    Somebody out there can't stop thinking about you.
    You are beautiful. Don't ever believe differently.

  9. taintedlove taintedlove
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 8:45pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. LoveByWhisper LoveByWhisper
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 2:27pm UTC
    I asked my crush,
    "What are you doing?"
    He sweetly replied,
    "Talking to the love of
    my life."

    True story.
    "

  12. LoveByWhisper LoveByWhisper
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 1:56pm UTC
    Long, but worth reading. :)
    I couldn't believe it. My
    crush was skyping me
    and out of no where he
    said, "I don't want to...
    sound like a creeper. But
    the only reason why I go
    on facebook is to talk to
    you, because you make
    my day. And I didn't know
    it was possible, but you
    give me butterflies."
    I didn't know what to
    say. I was honestly shocked.
    So I stared at him for what
    seemed like forever and I could
    feel myself tearing up.
    Because I finally found the true
    meaning of happiness. The only
    thing I could say that very minute
    was, "I love you."
    And guess what?
    He loves me too.

    And you can find your love out there too. He's there. He's just hidden.

  13. True True
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    Wanna Know a Secret?
    only if you promise not to tell
    The girl with all the smiles
    Is not doing so well

  14. littlemissjockerpants littlemissjockerpants
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    He r eyes are ful l of the things
    [( Her mouth never had a chance to say. )

  15. annawashere annawashere
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2011 11:16am UTC
    i'm going to admit it.
    it's been bugging me for about ten years now;
    and i need to get it off my chest.
    i was the one that let the dogs out.
    lolol, fave if you get it. :D

  16. mattieismegacool mattieismegacool
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 1:22pm UTC
    "You can't just walk in with a banana, and expect everything to be
    p e a c h e s."
    -Pauly D♥

  17. happiness211 happiness211
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 9:46pm UTC
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  18. Insomniatic Insomniatic
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 10:00pm UTC
    "Domino's pizza is now made with real cheese."
    Well, WTF where you using before?

  19. jssx623 jssx623
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 9:35pm UTC
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  20. CKTPA CKTPA
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 10:30am UTC
    Lost your pen, no pen
    No pen, no notes
    No notes, no study
    no study, fail
    fail, no diploma
    no diploma, no work
    no work, no money
    no money, no food
    no food, you get skinny
    skinny, then you get ugly
    ugly, no lover
    no lover, no marriage
    no marriage, no children
    no children, alone
    alone, depression
    depression, sickness
    sickness, death
    lesson:
    Don't loose your pen.

:)

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