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  1. lawlzebra lawlzebra
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    Yes, i'm a teenage girl
    But I don't smoke.
    I don't drink.
    I don't go out to wild parties every weekend.
    I don't post slutty pictures of myself online to please guys.
    I don't wear three inches of makeup.
    I don't have a new boyfriend every week.
    I don't make out with anybody, just for attention.
    Yes, i'm a teenage girl
    but I'm staying myself & not changing who I am for anybody.
    Well HEEELLLLOO teenage girl,
    how nice of you to bash all of your girl peers.
    Hey, maybe i smoke or drink- do i do it to please people?
    NO.
    Just cause I like to have fun and party, doesn't mean I had to change myself to be that way.
    I dont post slutty pictures of myself to please guys- I do it cause it makes me feel good about myself.
    Maybe you dont have to wear 3 inches of makeup but i do, cause im insecure. I didn't have to change to be that way, I've always been this way.
    Just because you've never been kissed doesn't mean you have to take it out on the girls who have.
    Yes, Im a teenage girl too,
    and i didnt have to change myself to be exactly who I want to be.
    Sorry if you have a problem with that.

  2. lawlzebra lawlzebra
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    HELLO
    My name is...
    what you'll be screaming later tonight

  3. lawlzebra lawlzebra
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    "Were you dropped as a baby?"
    "Yeah, into a pool of sexy."

  4. lawlzebra lawlzebra
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    if you read this message your secretly a ninja! congrats bro
    when someone says,
    "you look comfy today".
    and you know its code for
    "you look like you rolled out of bed and walked into school"
    and you want to say
    "oh haha..well, you look ugly....everyday"

  5. lawlzebra lawlzebra
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 10:29pm UTC
    I may not be over you
    but i sure as hell
    am done with you.
    .

  6. lawlzebra lawlzebra
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2011 4:06pm UTC
    never growing
    up.

  7. lawlzebra lawlzebra
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2011 1:33am UTC
    dont hate on my swag
    cause you aint
    got none

  8. lawlzebra lawlzebra
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2011 12:51am UTC
    >Y= F-1/2xa+c+g/8.09+6+N
    Doing math homework and sitting there and thinking
    "fuckit, ill be a stripper"

  9. lawlzebra lawlzebra
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2011 12:46am UTC
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  10. lawlzebra lawlzebra
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 12:46am UTC
    mac miller ❤

  11. lawlzebra lawlzebra
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 12:40am UTC
    why wont he text me?
    Truth is girls, boys DONT CARE.
    You sit around all day thinking of them.
    Writing your first name and his last over and over
    drawing hearts;; everywhere.
    While him? you know, the guy you've fallen head over heels for?
    yeah, hes hanging out with his buddies
    or playing call of duty.
    if he thinks about you, its cause your name just lit up on his phone
    incoming text?
    eh ill answer it after i finish this round of COD
    he thinks-- while we, us girls that is, anxiously wait for his reply
    thinking of different ways we could have started the conversation
    overanalyzing.
    deciding that three "y"'s at the end of "heyyy" seemed a little desperate
    and when he does finally reply,
    and your heart skips a beat, and you feel like,
    hey maybe he is thinking about me right now.
    He's probably not.
    He probably just died on call of duty
    and didnt want to seem rude
    so the butterflies flutter in our stomach
    while we type and retype a witty reply to his "hey, whatsup?"
    and he sits there.
    playing his xbox,
    like it could be there for him better than you can.

  12. lawlzebra lawlzebra
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 12:28am UTC
    hey, you
    yes, yes i am talking to you.
    haha this is kind of awkward….
    well, you, you there, i just wanted to tell you something
    you're the most beautifulest human i ever have laid my eyes on
    inside and out..
    and i know, that some dumb boy might be on your mind
    but ask yourself, real fast
    is he worth these tears your crying.
    wipe your eyes beautiful one.
    tomorrows a new day

  13. lawlzebra lawlzebra
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 12:20am UTC
    heres the thing:
    every time i look at our old texts
    it makes me upset
    breaks my heart a little more.
    and the easy solution?
    delete the texts right?
    right! oh wait.
    I can't delete them,
    because im so afraid that they're the last ones ill ever have.

  14. lawlzebra lawlzebra
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 12:16am UTC
    i only cry
    cause i realize
    what damage
    i almost did
    because of a
    silly; little
    boy ❤

  15. lawlzebra lawlzebra
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 12:07am UTC
    laughing with someone and them saying
    "when'd you get funny?!"
    and just being like
    "probably the same day you stopped"

  16. lawlzebra lawlzebra
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 10:29pm UTC
    when did everyone get bestfriends and
    when did my best friend, get a new one?

  17. lawlzebra lawlzebra
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 10:23pm UTC
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  18. lawlzebra lawlzebra
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 10:16pm UTC
    I hope he realizes
    i do all this for him
    then again, he never
    noticed before

  19. lawlzebra lawlzebra
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 7:14pm UTC
    sometimes i just shouldn't
    speak

  20. lawlzebra lawlzebra
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 1:08am UTC
    . . . . .
    saying up late
    cause he said he'd
    call;

:)

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