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  1. MEEman MEEman
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 10:03am UTC
    ~true story~
    me: I lovee One Directionn *o*
    my brother: BAHAHA more like One Eretcion!!!!
    me: Is that what you get when you look at them? One erection??
    my brother:
    me:
    my brother:
    me: you look like youre a Harry lover. *walks away*

  2. GlowingStars GlowingStars
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 8:17am UTC
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    Pretending you're a host of a
    cooking show
    When you're home alone cooking.
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  3. completeinhim completeinhim
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    I'm not fat. I'm just chubby.
    I'm not stupid. I'm dyslexic.
    I'm not anorexic. I can't gain weight.
    I'm not a nerd. I just like reading.
    I'm not obnoxious. I'm just hiding my shyness.
    I'm not emo. I just get sad.
    I'm not a stereotype. I'm a person.
    Highlight ^

  4. Felicity13Wallace Felicity13Wallace
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    I just lost my mood ring...
    ¨ ¨ ¨ ¨ ¨ ¨
    I don't know how I feel about this.

  5. kayleecutie kayleecutie
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    That annoying moment #1~
    Being trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running ...

  6. UniicornLuvver7 UniicornLuvver7
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Playtex girls: Oooh look I can do a backflip while I'm on my period.
    Me: I'm bleeeedddinggg!! Help! I'm BLEEEDDDIIINNG!
    Anyone see the diffrence?
    Format: twilightgirl995

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    I wish I could take every kid
    that looks in the mirror and says
    "I'm not beautiful"
    and get them to see what it takes to look like those people in magazines,
    they would feel so much better about themselves,
    because those photos aren't real..
    -Miley Cyrus

  8. BriannaMcCoun BriannaMcCoun
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    My Problem Is
    I cant stay Mad.
    I always end up forgiving people even if they dont deserve it.

  9. xSxMxIxLxEx xSxMxIxLxEx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 10:16am UTC
    'Dammit I'm mad
    is
    'Dammit I'm mad
    ----
    spelled backwards
    Get it? ;)
    Mind= BLOWN

  10. shalleighforeva36 shalleighforeva36
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 10:17am UTC
    llFavorite and i wi l l
    comment on your profi l e
    a boys name that sounds good with yours.(:

  11. hockeygurl17 hockeygurl17
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 10:11am UTC
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  12. Nlibby7 Nlibby7
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 9:22am UTC
    Then I realized
    I'm fighting for
    something
    You don't want anymore.

  13. idkwhoyouaresobackoff idkwhoyouaresobackoff
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 9:24am UTC
    Love -
    (N/A) Just a word until someone gives it a definition. ♥

  14. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 11:39am UTC
    On Saturday night,
    The grade 12's at my school had their formal. There's this beautiful girl in their grade called Bella who's a model, and so many boys asked
    her to go with them. She said no to all of them, and ended up going with a boy she promised she'd go with in year six called Alex.
    He has autism.
    true story, although some people were pretty rude to them :/
    there's a photo of the lovely couple on my profile :)
    nmf

  15. lawlz_sotrue2 lawlz_sotrue2
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 8:53am UTC
    Logging on and seeing
    533
    Awh thanks guys♥