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__faithx3
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September 4, 2010 2:12pm UTC

Today, when i threatened to run away, my 4-year old brother said i couldn't. when i asked why, he said, "if you run away, then i'll get my tricycle and go to every house in the world until i find you again."

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hollisterchick4
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September 4, 2010 12:56pm UTC

Did you know..
kissing for one-minute burns 26 calories.
so, wanna work-out with me ? (;
credit to whoever. <3

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danielaloveswitty530
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September 3, 2010 4:05pm UTC

guy: why are you cutting your hair?
girl: because if i cut it in half it grows even longer.
guy: really?! is that true?
girl: yeah...?
10 minutes later:
Paramedic: now, explain to me why you tried cutting your dick in half?
- facebook(:

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live_forever12
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September 4, 2010 6:15am UTC

Who Else Hates When Your Mom Puts The Ketchup ON Your Fries When You Like It On The Side

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JazzieXMiley
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August 24, 2010 11:56am UTC

If you remember...
Playing Gameboys
Collecting pokemon cards
Cartoons all Saturday mornings
Rugrats
Cartoon Network
Cow and Chicken
The Wild Thornberries
Hey Arnold
Things were settled by Rock Paper Scissors or Eenie meenie
You owned or wanted a Furby
"Emos" didn't exist
Playdough was the best thing invented
Windows 95 was the computer
"Talk to the hand" was the ultimate comeback
Light up sneakers were the bomb
There were such things as Video shops to go rent VHS tapes
Caller ID was brand new to us all
Nobody knew what a Facebook was
McDonalds had a playground
You predicted your life with the paper fortune tellers kids made
everyone ate push pops and lucky dips...
Then you truly are a 9O's kid!

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josephine162
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August 24, 2010 10:02pm UTC

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
>> i still didnt hear you but im gonna smile,
__________ nod, and laugh anyway ___________
facebook:)
not my format.

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holmesmi
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August 24, 2010 3:40pm UTC

I love our pointless conversations
ツ

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soccergirly2873
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August 24, 2010 9:03pm UTC

We're crazy now...
i wonder how crazy we'll be when we're
DRUNK

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kirstenkelleyxo
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August 24, 2010 8:29pm UTC

Yes,
i can proudly say i know all the words to the Phineas & Ferb theme song
fave if you do too :D

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_MrsZ_Montana_
posted a quote
August 24, 2010 5:58pm UTC

I love the way it rubs;
Against the soft pink flesh,
&& make's a creamy foamy liquid,
as it thrusts in&out, up&down.
Can't wait for next time ;)
i love my toothrush!

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TaylorSwift25
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August 24, 2010 8:56am UTC

"Would a lion cheat?" "No but a Tiger Wood."

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aleciiax3
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August 24, 2010 2:58pm UTC

I don't sext because
he might get a phoner,
and i could have a phongaism.

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SIERRAAAAAAxoxo
posted a quote
August 24, 2010 1:08pm UTC

i wish that one day i could meet a guy like edward cullen
LOL JK
i have better things to do than
fall in love with a suicidal 108 year old virginnn.
press the organ<3

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