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FlipThatSexyEmoHair

1. FlipThatSexyEmoHair
   posted a quote
   March 13, 2011 5:20pm UTC
   Saying "I had to go so bad."
   when it seems like you've been peeing forever.
   
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2. FlipThatSexyEmoHair
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   February 15, 2011 12:18am UTC
   "My love for you is bigger than the Milky Way,
   and we're not talking about the candy bar."<3
   my boyfriend<3
   
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3. FlipThatSexyEmoHair
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   February 8, 2011 8:00pm UTC
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4. FlipThatSexyEmoHair
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   February 5, 2011 5:55pm UTC
   Made a wrong turn, once or twice. Dug my way out.
   [Blood and fire], >bad decisions, --that's alright.
   Welcome to my silly life.
   Mistreated, misplaced, misunderstood, Miss "No way it's all good."
   It didn't slow me down. Mistaken, always second guessing, underestimated.
   Look, I'm still around.
   
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5. FlipThatSexyEmoHair
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   February 4, 2011 7:59pm UTC
   Basketball Game? Talent Show? Dance?
   Nah. I'm just gonna spend my Friday night
   [>>crying into my pillow.<<]
   Again.
   
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6. FlipThatSexyEmoHair
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   January 23, 2011 12:54pm UTC
   My facebook statuses are just things
   I'm too scared to post on your wall.
   
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7. FlipThatSexyEmoHair
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   December 19, 2010 5:54pm UTC
   I wish that without me your heart would break.
   I wish that without me you'd be spending the rest of your nights awake.
   I wish that without me you couldn't eat.
   I wish I was the last thing on your mind before you went to sleep.
   
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8. FlipThatSexyEmoHair
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   December 18, 2010 9:05pm UTC
   Whilst signing in:
   "You're already signed in silly!"
   Then why the hell did you make me sign in again?!?!
   
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9. FlipThatSexyEmoHair
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   December 17, 2010 6:16pm UTC
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10. FlipThatSexyEmoHair
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    December 10, 2010 6:32pm UTC
    "This is my suicide dress,"
    she told him.
    "I only wear it on days
    when I'm afraid
    I might kill myself
    if I don't wear it."
    "You've been wearing it
    every day since we met."
    He said.
    "And these are my arson glove,"
    "So you don't set fire to something?"
    He asked.
    "Exactly."
    "And this is my terrorism lipstick,
    my assault and battery eyeliner,
    my armed robbery boots,"
    "I'd like to undress you," he said.
    "But would that make me
    an accomplice?"
    "And today," She said. "I'm wearing
    my infidelity underwear,
    so don't get any ideas."
    And she put on her nervous
    break down hat
    and walked out the door.
    
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11. FlipThatSexyEmoHair
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2010 8:55pm UTC
    myspace.facebook
    facebook is just like that one slutty girl
    that ruins a perfectly good relationship
    and gets the guy, and myspace is stuck
    there being called dumb
    and that nobody likes it.
    :(
    
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12. FlipThatSexyEmoHair
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    December 1, 2010 9:44pm UTC
    I survived the
    Witty <<Crash
    of December 1st, 2010.
    ....barely.(;
    
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13. FlipThatSexyEmoHair
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    November 28, 2010 6:34pm UTC
    Forever is a long time,
    but I wouldn't mind spending it
    by your side.
    
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14. FlipThatSexyEmoHair
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    November 17, 2010 7:21pm UTC
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15. FlipThatSexyEmoHair
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    November 14, 2010 6:19pm UTC
    When I have a daughter,
    [I will name her Stacy.]
    I will be Stacy's mom,
    [and I will have it going on.]
    
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16. FlipThatSexyEmoHair
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2010 9:02pm UTC
    Oh, happily ever after,
    wouldn't ya know . wouldn't ya know
    Oh skip to the -->ending
    Who'd like to know? . I'd like to know
    Author of the moment, can you tell me?
    Do I end up, do i end up happy?
    
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17. FlipThatSexyEmoHair
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    November 6, 2010 7:50pm UTC
    We accept the love
    we think we deserve.
    
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18. FlipThatSexyEmoHair
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    November 3, 2010 5:16pm UTC
    The Perks Of Being A Wallflower.
    Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines, he wrote a poem.
    And he called it 'Chops' because that was the name of his dog, and that's what it was all about. And his teacher gave him an A and a gold star and his mother hung it on the kitchen door and read it to his aunts. That was the year Father Tracy took all the kids to the zoo, and he let them sing on the bus. And his little sister was born. With tiny toenails and no hair and his mother and father kissed a lot and the girl around the corner sent him a valentine signed with a row of X's and he asked his father what the X's meant and his father always tucked him in at night and was always there to do it.
    Once on a piece of paper with blue lines, he wrote a poem.
    And he called it 'Autumn' because that was the name of the season and that was what it was all about and his teacher gave him an A and asked him to write more clearly and his mother never hung it on the kitchen door because of its new paint and the kids told him that Father Tracy smoked cigars and left the butts in the pews and sometimes they would burn holes. That was the year his sister got glasses with thick lenses and black frames and the girl around the corner laughed when he asked her to go see Santa Claus, and the kids told him why. His mother and father kissed a lot and his father never tucked him in at night and his father got mad when he cried for him to do it.
    Once on a paper from his note book he wrote a poem and he called it 'Innocence: A Question' because that was the question about his girl and that's what it was all about. And his professor gave him an A and a strange steady look and his mother never hung it on the kitchen door because he never showed her. That was the year that Father Tracy died and he forgot how the end of Apostle's Creed went and he caught his sister making out on the back porch and his mother and father never kissed or even talked. And the girl around the corner wore too much make up that made him cough when he kissed her, but he kissed her anyways because that was the thing to do. And at 3 a.m. he tucked himself into bed his father snoring soundly.
    That's why on the brown paper bag he tried another poem and he called it 'Absolutely Nothing' because that's what it was really about and he gave himself an A and a slash on each wrist and he hung it on the bathroom door this time, he didn't think he could reach the kitchen.
    
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19. FlipThatSexyEmoHair
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:30pm UTC
    You, with your switching sides,
    and your wildfire lies,
    and your humiliation.
    You, have pointed out my flaws,
    again, as if I don't already see them.
    
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20. FlipThatSexyEmoHair
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:22pm UTC
    Halloween Night:
    Lady: Watch out for the little kids!
    Us: Well get your kids out of the, way I want my damn candy!
    
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