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Xx_JustShutUpAndSmile_xX
posted a quote
July 9, 2009 1:06pm UTC

The Hardest Thing In Life
is to know which bridge to cross
and which bridge to burn.

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sUDZ
posted a quote
September 15, 2009 8:47pm UTC

If a guy compliments your shirt,
He's really saying he likes the way your boobs look in that shirt
If a guy compliments xxxxxx your pants,
h e l i k e s y o u r a s s
If he compliments ( y o u r s h o e s )
well hun, he's gay.
omggg all minee (:
so proud of myself for coming up with it !!!!
yay (: !!!

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xoxoMAKxoxo
posted a quote
September 27, 2009 9:22pm UTC

Me and my little five year old cousin were walking in the park
When I bumped into him. We started talking.
My little cousin looked up at him and asked, "Are you in love with her?"
I blushed furiously, apologizing for her behavior.
He said to me, "Don't worry. It's ok." Then he knelt down and looked at my cousin.
"Haha no," he said. "She's just an amazing friend."
Then he got up and walked away .
Before I could scold her, my cousin looked up at me, smiled, and said,
"He lied."
Favorite<33

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x0softball_luver0x
posted a quote
September 17, 2009 3:22pm UTC

FAVORiTE THiS
[i f y o u k n o w s o m e o n e w h o s h o u l d b e h i t b y a b u s]
(:
lol (:

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BrookeJonas3
posted a quote
October 11, 2009 10:55am UTC

Just SmileÜ
Because you never know who's watching

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hcoswimmerluva16
posted a quote
October 10, 2009 9:36pm UTC

And before I met you not one
Taylor Swift ♥
song meant anything to me

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blondejokes1234
posted a quote
October 10, 2009 11:19pm UTC

A girl's survival kit
1. Fully loaded iPod
2. Waterproof mascara
3. Teddy bear from childhood
4. Emergency "napkins"
5. A notepad and paper
6. Cell phone with saved texts
7. Picture of the most recent lover
8. At least one good friend you can tell everything to.
9. A punching bag
10. Chocolate
credit 4 the edit <33

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caseylyn
posted a quote
October 16, 2009 11:43am UTC

make your move boy
BEFORE SHE'S GONE
cause people change,
AND HEARTS MOVE ON

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xo_katie_xop23
posted a quote
October 21, 2009 8:46pm UTC

*Always remember there's always someone who is uglier then you, or has it worse then you;; So Just Remeber..
Hope i made ur day :D

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rawrxmonique
posted a quote
December 27, 2009 9:33pm UTC

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dramaqueen61896
posted a quote
April 27, 2009 4:51pm UTC

Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
Please...
Can you bleed for a week and survive?
Can you squeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomuch for 9 months?
Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone at once?
Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
Can you --->face heartbreak?
Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
Can you burn your forehead with a straightner and not complain?
Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
I Didn't Think So.
**comment to add more if you like!**

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An'*
posted a quote
January 21, 2010 8:59pm UTC

sometimes people come into your life
and you know right away that they were meant to be there,
to serve some sort of purpose, to teach you a lesson,
or to help you figure out who you are or who you want to become.
You never know who these people may be,
but when you lock eyes with them, you know at that very moment
t h e y w i l l a f f e c t y o u r l i f e i n t h e m o s t p r o f o u n d w a y.

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sarahandsarah
posted a quote
January 21, 2010 5:01pm UTC

__________________________________________________
love is like a rainbow . . .
you start with
RED && hate the person
then orange think there just okk.
the yellow and forget about them
then; get green and be jealous of there girlfriend
the blue and crying over them
the purple and flirting with them
then pink.
MADLY IN LOVE
__________________________________________________
♥

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xodarkashesox
posted a quote
January 21, 2010 7:33pm UTC

& i think we should
stop taking life for granted so much.
oh, I'm sorry, you have a lot of homework?
some countries don't even have schools,
and kids all over the world would die to go to one.
your boyfriend of two days broke up with you?
so many people lost their lives in the Haitian earthquake.
you broke a nail and ruined your manicure?
people struggle to live everyday because of poverty.
your best friend was a tiny bit annoying today?
some people have to live with no friends or parents.
next time before you complain over trivial things,
think about others.

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volleytrack12
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January 21, 2010 8:12pm UTC

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yummxwafflesss
posted a quote
January 21, 2010 5:08pm UTC

"No matter what was going on in our lives,
I could imagine x l a y i n g b e s i d e h i m x at the end of the day, being
held while we >>> t a l k e d <<< and l a u g h e d ♥ ,
l o s t -x- i n -x- e a c h -x- o t h e r s -x- a r m s" ♥
-Dear John

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xogymxchixkox7
posted a quote
January 22, 2010 2:48pm UTC

Young &&Insane =]
Together we [[ PARTY ]]Together we cry
Kept every secret && covered every lie
Why? You ask,Cuz we're Best Friends
Until the day that we die<3

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im_it_29
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January 22, 2010 3:11pm UTC

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An'*
posted a quote
January 22, 2010 4:55pm UTC

In the end,
it's still best to wait for the one we want rather
than settle for what's available. It's still best to wait for the
one you love rather than to settle for the one who's
around. It's still best to wait for the right person, because
life's too short to waste on the wrong one. <3

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bailey_
posted a quote
January 22, 2010 4:58pm UTC

well, yeah, he's great
He cheers me up when I'm sad. He's been there with me, through this whole process of trying to get over my ex. Through all the days of crying, screaming into my pillow, wishing that he never left me for her; this guy was there for me, the whole time. And, he was making me feel better. He told me I was amazing, it was his loss. He said I was beautiful, he was blind not to see that. He told me that my boyfriend was just plain stupid, to choose her over me, and to not even see how great the girl right in front of him was. He told me I could do so much better; and believe it or not, that helped me. That helped me feel better about what I was going through, it made me like myself a little more, too. When I need help on my homework, he's always there. He understands when I'm in a bad mood, it's that time of month. And, he doesn't question me. He actually cares about what I have to say, and he always knows when I'm not 100 percent okay; even if I have the best-damn-fake-smile-you-ever-saw, on my face. He's always there, no matter what. He is completely in love with me. But, I don't like him as more than a friend. There's nothing wrong with him, it's just;
he's not him.

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