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  1. hawk028 hawk028
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2010 10:36am UTC
    Dear, witty girls <3
    Why are we siting around being all depressed just beacause some jerk dumped us? And why do we keep writing depressing quotes on here? We should be going out and making that jerk jelous! Go party! Go crazy!! Take your mind off him!! Hun, he doesnt deserve you!! Your so much better than him!! I wanna see fun crazy qoutes!! Ones that are funny and make the whole world laugh. Come on! I wanna see some color and some life on witty!! Your beautiful, just believe it!
    Fav this if your with me on this!!
    <3 love you always witty girls <3

  2. secretvalentine26 secretvalentine26
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2010 10:39am UTC
    and when you get the choice
    to sit it out or dance
    [i hope you dance]

  3. ih3artmusic13 ih3artmusic13
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2010 10:39am UTC
    ♡♥ Do you ever wonder why love is represented by the heart? ♥♡
    My theory is. . .
    because your heart

    is the most important organ in your body.
    ... And when you're in love ...
    it becomes the most important thing
    ♡♥ in your life. ♥♡
    mine<3

  4. sunnyd721 sunnyd721
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2010 10:51am UTC
    Spin the Bottle, Truth or Dare
    Tanned Skin & Chlorine Hair.
    Boys in Basketball shorts,
    Girls in Bikinis
    Parents out partying &
    Sipping Martinis.
    Pictures are taken, Secrets are told,
    Inside Jokes, that Never get old.
    Sleepovers with the girls,<3
    Then Chillen with the Guys,
    bring it on summer `10

  5. x3_never_let_go x3_never_let_go
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2009 2:19pm UTC
    HEY 90'S KIDS;
    Remember when..
    Everyone owned a pair of light up sneakers?
    Hey Arnold and Full House were the best shows ever?
    Everyone could sing the rap to Fresh Prince of Belair?
    "Talk to the hand" said it all?
    The ultimate comeback was "Well why don't you marry it?"
    Enie Meanie Minie Mo solved every little problem?
    Almost every sentence was finished with the word "NOT"?
    Everyone had at least one Tamagochi?
    When you learned the planets in school, Pluto was one of them?
    All movies came out on VHS?
    The Rugrats were still babies?
    Bill Nye was the smartest guy ever?
    You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school?
    Mr. Rogers was the coolest man alive?
    You knew the pink and red power rangers were meant to be together?
    Comic Sans MS was the coolest font ever?
    FAVORITE IF YOU REMEMBER<3

  6. xxJessicaLynnxx xxJessicaLynnxx
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2010 10:08pm UTC
    So, Whens This Whole 11:11 Thing Supposed To Start Working Out?

  7. x0kelsey21x0o x0kelsey21x0o
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2010 2:58pm UTC
    Today It Finally Happened
    We were hanging out, As usualy , two really good friends talking to eachother, He told me how much he liked this girl, And he told me it was one of my BestFriends, I couldn't help but feel completley crushed, Deep down he knew how I really felt about him , Even though we were "Just Friends" .. He saw How hurt I was when he told me , and he he leaned over and Tickled me , He pushed me over on his bed and pinned me down.. And then just looked in my eyes, We didn't say anything I was just pinned on my bed, looking into my best friend's eyes, The one I have always loved, And then he leaned in && kissed me. I don't think I had a pulse for that split second, My mind was racing with millions of questions and my heart was pounding, And then..
    I Woke Up ; And I Was
    Back To Reality
    Click the organ please (:
    not my format though *

  8. juliaosnapp2 juliaosnapp2
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2010 8:10pm UTC
    dont you hate
    the feeling
    when you have
    to pee
    and you just
    are to lazy to get up?

  9. OoLliIVvIiAa OoLliIVvIiAa
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2010 8:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. OoLliIVvIiAa OoLliIVvIiAa
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2010 8:08pm UTC
    Awkward moment #2:
    When you're the only one laughing at a joke.
    -OB

  11. shortstuffx4 shortstuffx4
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2010 3:04pm UTC
    "oh cool its bendable!"
    *SNAP*
    "nevermind"

  12. peacelovefaith peacelovefaith
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2010 11:55pm UTC
    Am I the only one who feels as though all of us Witty girls stick together like one big family, even though we're all strangers?
    mine, so true, right?
    x

  13. OoLliIVvIiAa OoLliIVvIiAa
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2010 8:10pm UTC
    Awkward moment #3:
    when boys are being really perverted about girls and you're the only girl there.
    -OB

  14. vintageheart vintageheart
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2010 7:30am UTC
    There's a l w a y s going to be
    that one person you wish you could be with
    [( even after knowing )] that person doesn't want to be with you


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. ChiquitaBaby ChiquitaBaby
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2009 2:40pm UTC
    We
    are going to be the generation of old people in the nursing home
    with
    Major arthritis in our thumbs
    //from texting so much//
    Deafness
    //from all that loud music//
    Near Blindness
    //from looking at Tv, Computer, and cell phone screens//
    Hunchbacks
    //from those god damn heavy backpacks//
    and really,
    really
    short attention spans
    //from not focusing during a forty five minute class period without thinking about him//
    Fave this is if you know this will be you in 70 years :)

  17. xxheather109xx xxheather109xx
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 6:23pm UTC
    Favorite this if...
    you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
    facebook
    (:

  18. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 3:17pm UTC
    When I was younger, I didnt know I lived in a mansion.
    Then i went to a friends house and was like..oh.
    -Paris Hilton
    Like yesterday, I didn't know Paris Hilton had friends.
    Then I read this quote and was like...oh.
    -Me
    ***Haha no offense to those of you who love Paris.

  19. xxsportygirlxx xxsportygirlxx
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2010 3:35pm UTC
    It's true.
    Women don't work as hard as men.
    Cause women get it right;;
    The f irst ti me.

  20. chizzy145 chizzy145
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2010 4:11pm UTC
    CODES TO KEEP.
    red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
    orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
    yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
    pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
    spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
    make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    To make a dotted border....
    <div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    To make a hot pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    To make a black backround...
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a solid border....
    <div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    to make a dashed border....
    <div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
    to make a medium blue backround....
    <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
    </span></span></span></div>
    to make a light pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a blue backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    soorryy, needed to save theemm.(:

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