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chimneythewerebear
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April 20, 2012 1:36pm UTC

Admit it...
we've called atleast one teacher 'mum'.
♥

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chimneythewerebear
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 7:40am UTC

I was going to fav your quote
until you said 'fav if you agree' or something along those lines.

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chimneythewerebear
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 8:43am UTC

I wish pokemon battle music played whenever I run into somone
I don't like.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Jezabella
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 7:35pm UTC

Peeta is amazing isnt he?
Nope.
nmq/nmf
*gasps* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
nmq/
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Y? He`s ugly, stupid and has no talent.
nmq/nmf
*GASPS*
nmq/n
police: So She fell off this cliff?
Me: Yup. thats exactly what happened...

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neonnailpolish13
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 8:26pm UTC

You need to diet
tell me something i DON'T know!
salads taste good
/nmf

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musicXisXsoulXX
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 8:17pm UTC

-finished first page of test-
*flips paper over loudly so everyone knows i'm ahead of them*

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lovesneverending143
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 5:17pm UTC

Dear ninjas, Heres your next assignment:
Who ever the next person to text you is, no matter who they are or what they say, this should be your response:
"You took care of the body last night, right?"
Then comment their response(:

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 6:48pm UTC

"say cheese!"
...or you can look like duck. yeah, that's cool too.

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thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 5:18pm UTC

At harry's audition
Simon: How are you ?
Harry: Hello.

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Jade672
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 2:54pm UTC

I want to be
the reason you smile.

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chimneythewerebear
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 1:16pm UTC

What If I'm Sexy,
but I don't know it?

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Jade672
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 5:05pm UTC

2000 followers♥
It took me awhile but I finally got there. I really app-
reciate that you guys still fave my quotes & follow me
even though I am no longer 'witty famous'. I still takes
getting used to, coming online to 20 notifications rather
than something like 2000, but in a way I kind of like it.
Thankyou so much to every single one of you guys. xo

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 5:14pm UTC

That embarassing moment when
you accidentally type your password in the URL box

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Jade672
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 6:46pm UTC

I want to be the girl,
you give your hoodie to when it's cold, \\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\
I want to be the girl, [ you text all night ] and it never gets old.
I want to be the girl, you stay up at night just to talk to,
the girl you point to when you're with your friends and say,
yeah she's m - i - n - e, but most of all I want | t o b e |
Y O U R G I R L ♥

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 3:32pm UTC

Me: Breath if you find me attractive
Entire human race *dies from lack of oxygen*

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hopelessromantic33
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 5:44pm UTC

Bored?
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now climb back up and fav.

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sarahskewl12
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 2:13pm UTC

I just met you and this is
crazy
But get in the van.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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chimneythewerebear
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 8:46am UTC

“When I was 5 years old my mother always
told me that happiness was the key to life.
When I went to school,
they asked me what I wanted
to be when I grew up.
I wrote down 'happy'.
They told me I didn't
understand the assignment.
I told them they didn't understand life."
-John Lennon

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katberndt1
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 12:17pm UTC

click to see this quote

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