Witty Profiles

laney801

PirateChic97
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 6:09pm UTC
me: i should log off and finish my homework...
witty: lol we both know thats not gonna happen...
me: .... i'm aware

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Hale_Storm18
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April 24, 2013 7:53pm UTC
Whatever your fight, dear child, use claws.
Life is far too shor to be ladylike.

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nopankakez
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April 25, 2013 1:57pm UTC
be who you are and say what you feel,
because those who mind dont matter,
and those who matter dont mind.
~Dr. Suess

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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thatswutshesaid
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April 22, 2013 4:27pm UTC
attractive person: hey
me: what is this
me: is this some kind of sick joke
me: who paid you

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April 27, 2013 1:18pm UTC
My greatest fear is that you will become
one of those people who i can only see in my memories

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