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rawrxiitsxcarrie
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January 9, 2010 12:56pm UTC

Youaremyeverything...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lalagirl4evr
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January 9, 2010 12:58pm UTC

Admit It
life would be so boring without me

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_Lo
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January 8, 2010 9:33pm UTC

REaliTY
A n x E n d l e s s x N i g h t m e r e

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lalagirl4evr
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December 24, 2009 6:00pm UTC

Only in America
Can a pizza get to your house faster than
an ambulance;; there are handicapped
parking spaces in front of skating rinks;;
do drugstores make the sick walk all
the way to the back of the store to get
their prescriptions...and the healthy
people buy cigarettes at the front;; do
people order large cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a DIET coke;; do the banks
leave both doors open, and their pens
chained to the counters;; && do people
----> buy hot dogs in packages of 10 but
buns in packages of eight.
©

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lalagirl4evr
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December 24, 2009 5:51pm UTC

h o l d - u p
wait a minute,
put a lil love in it
♥

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lalagirl4evr
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December 24, 2009 5:49pm UTC

&& whenever i'm in a good mood...
i go on wittyprofiles and favorite every quote i see (:

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lalagirl4evr
posted a quote
December 24, 2009 5:57pm UTC

ifieverwritea
[a a book on my e n t i r e life.a]
D O N ' T BE SURPRISED,
IF Y OU R NAME COMES UP
ON EVERY SINGLE PAGEE.
¨¨¨¨

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lalagirl4evr
posted a quote
December 24, 2009 5:59pm UTC

opopopopopo
gravityisnotresponsible
for when people. . .
f
a
l
l
in LOVE
--alberteinstein.

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lalagirl4evr
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December 24, 2009 5:56pm UTC

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

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lalagirl4evr
posted a quote
December 24, 2009 5:55pm UTC

If I'm at a spelling bee,
and I'm asked to spell
Bananas
I'm gonna have a hard time not putting a tune into it.

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livie4evr
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January 3, 2009 9:14pm UTC

Go ahead and tell your little friends who wear the skinny jeans and spend 3 hours in the mirror fixing there hair that i miss you and that i cried and i didn't laugh or talk for weeks. Go ahead and tell them but.....Ill be telling my friends your a gay idoit who doesnt care and picks his nose and sings show tunes in homeroom.......Just thought you would want to know ...........that im done

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blubb
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December 23, 2009 1:57pm UTC

when your first kiss
makes your head
spin ar♥und

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iitsXxlexiieee
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December 23, 2009 9:39pm UTC

That's it, i'm done*
>> i'm not chasing you anymore. i just can't.
If you really, truly want me, if you'd die without me,
you can ( come and find me. ) But i've done this long
enough. I'm [[ e m b a r r e s s e d ]] to admit i've cried
over you. [(yes, fallen asleep crying)] &+ you would
be worth it if you would actually make an effort to
keep me in your life, but since you obviously dont
care, you're not worth it </3 <<

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FallingForYouXx
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December 23, 2009 7:16pm UTC

&+ I wonder what Chinese people think;
*_________ when we make pinky promises :) ++ ♥

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shortii828xx
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December 23, 2009 1:41pm UTC

Edward:
Bella, I have to break up with you. Please don't be upset it's just that----
Kanye West:
Eddie, I'm really happy for you, and Ima let you finish, but I just wanted to say
Jacob has some of the best abs of all time.
NOT MINE! credit to christian_beadles_13

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lalagirl4evr
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December 23, 2009 9:52am UTC

my pokemon
bring all the nerds
to the yard.
$

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lalagirl4evr
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December 23, 2009 9:54am UTC

PMH
forks, washington

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lalagirl4evr
posted a quote
December 23, 2009 9:56am UTC

cancel my subsription.
im tired of your issues.

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lalagirl4evr
posted a quote
December 23, 2009 9:59am UTC

did you know
donald duck comics were banned from finland
because he doesn’t wear pants?

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