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  1. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    i used to look at him as just a friend.
    but then i realized how much i love him. ♥

  2. beautyinabox beautyinabox
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. jloverx3 jloverx3
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 9:37am UTC
    That one night
    when you break down
    and think to yourself
    i can't do this anymore

  4. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 6:36am UTC
    If i don't know how to spell a word,
    HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED
    TO LOOK IT UP IN THE DICTIONARY!?

  5. lovelife6 lovelife6
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 8:49am UTC
    i'm done wishing & trying
    for something thats
    not meant to be. from this point foward
    whatever happens, happens.

  6. girlwitharadioheart girlwitharadioheart
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 10:47am UTC
    Tall guy + short girl = cute.
    Short guy + tall girl = reaaally awkward.

    Rachellynn_7's format.

  7. OneTime OneTime
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 9:44am UTC
    If you see me walking with someone else,
    it's not because I love them, it's because you weren't there to walk with me.
    If I fall in love with someone else, it's not because I wanted to,
    but because you weren't there to catch me.


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  9. loovetayloor loovetayloor
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    admit it...
    We Have All Touched
    something in a muesum that
    said...
    DO NOT TOUCH!
    Fave If You Did :)

  10. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 6:32am UTC
    Screw this essay.
    im gonna draw ♡


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  13. howmuchforhappy howmuchforhappy
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 3:30pm UTC
    you meet one person,
    & your whole life changes forever.

  14. Lmac1819 Lmac1819
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    What if mom's
    had a website like witty?


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  16. AshleighX3 AshleighX3
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 9:44am UTC
    I want a REAL Relationship.
    Not a Facebook ONE.
    -Wiz Khalifa.

  17. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #148
    substitute teacher: are these your assigned seats?
    class: .................................yes.

  18. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 12:28am UTC
    parents: how was school ?
    you: good.
    parents: how come you always say that ?
    you : how come you never ask a different question ?

  19. Priya10 Priya10
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 1:49am UTC
    Favorite if:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
    You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

  20. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 11:59pm UTC
    a blonde walks out to her mailbox.
    --no mail
    comes out again.
    - -no mail
    neighbor says: what's wrong ?
    blonde: my stupid computer keeps saying
    'you've got mail'
    no offense to blondes.

:)

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