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  1. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    wen u typ lyk dis, all me haz 2 say iz:
    ENGLISH, MOTHERFUKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

  2. Connieeeex3 Connieeeex3
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    July 5, 2011 1:48pm UTC
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  3. vintaage vintaage
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 2:25pm UTC
    ive been hit where it hurts.
    the most sensitive part.
    yeah, guys have balls.
    but girls ?
    we have hearts.

  4. Lozz3x Lozz3x
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    July 5, 2011 12:56pm UTC
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  5. TheLovelyHazelnuts TheLovelyHazelnuts
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 11:46am UTC
    my mom owes $164 to the police department, because he car got towed
    why? because she left her car in the road and it blocked the parade. but, they want her to pay an extra $30 because she didn't pick it up the day she was told. she couldn't because the office was closed. after an hour on the phone, she finally had to agree to pay the full. i went with her today to the police department, because she had to pay in cash.
    she payed all $164 in pennies.
    .

  6. laxgrlie624 laxgrlie624
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 11:04am UTC
    Dear girls...
    if a guy pauses a video game just to text you back,
    marry him.

  7. allmine allmine
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 12:15pm UTC
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  8. Serena_Forever_Love Serena_Forever_Love
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 11:28pm UTC
    Broccoli: I look like a tree.
    Walnut:I look like a brain.
    Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
    Banana: Dude?!
    >> Change the topic!!!
    Haha , get it? :P

  9. queenlex13 queenlex13
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    I Thought We Had Something Special,
    until I realized you talk to all girls like that.
    (nmf)

  10. kimbahhlayx kimbahhlayx
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 9:57pm UTC
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  11. Ninjafish67 Ninjafish67
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 3:04pm UTC
    I hate it how;
    the only person who can make me smile is the one who makes me cry the hardest

  12. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    I never understood what love meant
    until I met you. ♥

  13. JustBeingMe3 JustBeingMe3
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 6:50pm UTC
    in this life,
    there's one person
    you'll always love
    no matter how
    much pain they
    put you through
    -wiz khalifa

  14. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    they'll pass each©
    other in the halls; they both exchange
    glances; but they don't speak to
    eachother cause theyre both afraid of
    taking chances.

  15. xogmb2 xogmb2 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    sometimes,
    you have to learn
    h o w t o f o r g e t
    the boy who forgot you. ♥

  16. whoaitsnessa whoaitsnessa
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    June 13, 2011 3:38pm UTC
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  17. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    boy, don't you notice
    the way she looks at you? ♥

  18. Ziz2 Ziz2
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    Remember when
    I liked
    you?
    Yeah, I never stopped.
    notmyformat

  19. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    we don't talk much,
    but i would marry him if he asked. ♥

  20. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    TEXTS #44
    Dad: What can you do for my daughter?
    Boyfriend: I'd die for her!
    Dad: I don't like you.
    Boyfriend: Why?
    Dad: I'm looking for someone who would live for her. Not someone who would just die and leave her alone.

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