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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 3:00pm UTC

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How To Freak People Out #3
Stare at somebody and lick your lips. Then pull out your cell phone, pretend to dial, and say “I’ve found a likely candidate for our…experiment.”
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should I make a series?

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 21, 2012 3:43pm UTC

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How To Freak People Out #2
Go to a park and lay out a picnic rug with lots of plates and cups and things, and talk to "your friends" have very in depth conversations with nobody,
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should I make a series?

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 21, 2012 3:20pm UTC

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How To Freak People Out #1
1) get an empty windex bottle
2) Pour blue gatorade in it
3)Spray in mouth in public
4) Enjoy
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should I make a series?

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 6:12pm UTC

your cute;)
thanks.
I wish there was something between us...):
me toO!
something like what? (;
A wall.

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 4:18pm UTC

What's up?
Nothin much, just killin brain cells.
Jersey shore?
Jersey shore.

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 4:00pm UTC

I miss when #1,
all the best shows were:
phill of the future, that's so raven, and fairly odd parents
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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 9:25pm UTC

I don't think
I could ever stab someone,I mean let's be honest,
I can barely get the straw through a Capri Sun

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Faving those quotes,
that say,
"fav 4 a name tht sounds cute w/urs"
and hoping,
that they say his name ♥

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 9:02pm UTC

Today, my two sisters
Got into a fight about whatever. One is 14, and the other is 8. The fourteen year old got mad and screamed,
"SANTA CLAUS ISN'T REAL!"
Then the eight year old got mad and yelled at the top of her lungs:
"WELL NEITHER IS EDWARD CULLEN!"
one of my sisters ran out crying, and I think we all know which one that is...

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 9:21pm UTC

How can you catch what you're chasing, if you don't know what you're after?

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 9:13pm UTC

K.
What do you mean by "k"? Do you mean "k" as in the letter before "L"? The letter after "J"? Did you know "JK" means Just kidding? So did you mean "K" to stand for "Kidding"? Or did you mean "K" as in potassium on the periodic table of elements? Or like the cereal "Special K"? Or K as in "K/O"? Can I knock you out and feed you to sharks? Shark has "K" in it.

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 1:03pm UTC

Signs that life isn't going so well #1
You get enough
sleep
Should I make a series?

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 8:35pm UTC

Signs that life isn't going so well #1
High school, is turning out to be
The best 6 years of your life.
Should I make a series?

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 8:09pm UTC

Honey,
You're 12, blow bubbles not boys.

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 3:11pm UTC

My friend said onions
are the only food that can make you cry.
I threw a watermelon at his face.

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 10:47am UTC

Did you know?
Every night, he thinks about you?
Every day, he watches you?
& he wishes you were his?
Everytime you smile,
it lights up his face too?
Someone,
Just popped in your head,
it but HE isn't always
who you expect HIM to be.

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 7:37pm UTC

my sister sat on the floor,
She asked if she could go the the library today.
"What kind of book do you want?" I asked.
"There's a new boy in our class and he's deaf."
I felt sorry for the kid, knowing that he wouldn't make any friends.
Despite my sister's ambition to be his friend
Over the year,
I watched my sister study the book,
all the pictures and signs became fluid in her hands,
And a smile on her face everyday,
after she came home from school.
Her freindship becoming a reality,
not a far-fetched dream.
Today,
I watched as
she signed,
"I do."

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 4:04pm UTC

No cough syrup, you're not "grape flavored"
have you ever had grape? You don't taste like Grape,
you taste like the death and tears of small children.

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 3:42pm UTC

When
I die,
I want my last words to be,
"I left 9 billion dollars in the..."
NMF

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 4:03pm UTC

*slutty girl*
UGHH im so bored i dont have anything 2 dooo
*me*
Lol, you mean anyone*?
I hate you . . .

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