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kylaz323
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 9:50pm UTC

Me: Mom can I go to this party?
Mom: No, I don't think it'll be safe there.
Me: Well you send me to school everyday and seem fine with it.

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kylaz323
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May 10, 2012 5:01pm UTC

Kyla
I don't trip, I just do random gravity checks.
Like • Comment • 29 minutes ago
Elyse So you ment to break both of your ankles?
28 minutes ago · Like
Kyla It's a dangerous job.
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~Unfriendable

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kylaz323
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May 3, 2012 9:20pm UTC

Did it hurt?
Aw when I fell from heaven?(: ♥
NO...When you blasted through the firey depths of hell.

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kylaz323
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May 3, 2012 9:05pm UTC

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please ignore this quote...
I'm alone in public and am pretending to text someone so I don't look like a loser.
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kylaz323
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April 27, 2012 6:05pm UTC

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kylaz323
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April 18, 2012 6:37pm UTC

Yes, I am a teenager
○ I cry while watching the lion king
○ I wish on dandylions and @ 11:11
○ I check my phone for no reason
○ I hate "that time" of the month
○ I text the person next to me when I can't say something aloud.
○I check the fridge every 10 seconds to see if food magically apeared
○And I love someone who will never love me back.

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kylaz323
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 7:20pm UTC

Jasmine
Dear "Cool People",
They didn't name a candy after you, did they?
Sincearly, Nerds.
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Sarah Sure they did, it's called Airheads.
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~Unfriendable

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kylaz323
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 6:31pm UTC

Katniss: When I walk into the forest...
Peeta: ...?
Katniss: This is what I see,
Peeta: Wait oh no--
Katniss: Gale shooting squirels and a-staring at me
Katniss: I got an arrow in my hands
Peeta: dear god.
Katniss: and I 'aint afraid to bow it bow it bow it...
Peeta: done yet?
Katniss: I'M KATNISS AND I KNOW IT
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kylaz323
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 4:31pm UTC

If I was a boy, I would understand girls and understand what love ment to them.
If I was a girl, I would look at myself naked(; and touch myself!
Why am I still talking to you...

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kylaz323
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 9:00pm UTC

I feel so much less important next to you.

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kylaz323
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 8:31pm UTC

Google
Prince charming
Search About 0 results (0.27 seconds)
Everything I'm sorry there are no results for: Prince Charming
credit to PaperLung
format credit- jimmy365

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kylaz323
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 5:42pm UTC

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kylaz323
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April 3, 2012 8:05pm UTC

Bella
I bet NO BOY could write me a Paragraph.
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Nick Well, I'd write you a meaningful paragraph, however, you haven't explicitly outlined the ype of paragraph that you'd like me to write for you. But regardless, paragraphs are just a cluster of sentences focusing on a sub-topic of general topic, which are used to support the whole group of paragraphs, be they in an essay, an article, a chapter, or whathaveyou. A paragraph standing by itself hasn't really got to much structural purpose, therefore it isn't actually a paragraph in it's correct context, but more of a unit of measure. THe minimum requirement for a paragraph is typically three to five complete sentences, all related to the same point of interest, as I said, and supporting a general idea. However, this is a standalone kparagraph and does not support a general idea, and focuses on one specific point in particular, which would not be a paragraph.
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Sarah Oh my goodness.
27 minutes ago ' like

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kylaz323
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 9:37pm UTC

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How To Freak People Out #8
1) take a picture of your friend (with phone) with their face squished against glass
2) assign phone contact
3) now it looks like they're trapped in your phone.
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kylaz323
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April 1, 2012 9:17pm UTC

Allie
Boys, if you don't look likeCalvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like Victoria Secret Angeles.
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Sarah So true, ohmygosh♥
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Logan ? Girls, we don't expect you to look like victoria's secret models, we expect you to not look like ducks.
27 minutes ago ' like

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 7:35pm UTC

The only difference between you and barbie,
Is that barbie can't open her legs that wide.

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 5:46pm UTC

Today, I saw a firetruck
»» I n t he r a i n. A l l I c o u l d t h i n k o f w a s:
Where is adele?

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 5:32pm UTC

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How To Freak People Out #7
Start taking pictures of a random person, and say really loudly, "WORK IT BABY!"
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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 4:04pm UTC

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How To Freak People Out #5
Pour glitter glue in a little plastic cup and walk around bragging that you took Edward's urine sample.
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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 4:31pm UTC

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How To Freak People Out #4
Tell people you’re going to go to Narnia. Tear up all the toilet paper on the roll, cover yourself with the shreds, and run out of the bathroom screaming “BLIZZARD!”
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should I make a series?

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