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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jamies1125
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February 9, 2012 4:34pm UTC

Did you know
you can't say the letter "m" without your lips touching?
fave if you just tried.

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starfhish_10
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February 9, 2012 4:49pm UTC

-finished first page of test-
*flips paper over loudly so everyone knows i'm ahead of them*

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MoonliteDreamer78
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 5:14pm UTC

Boyfriend: What would you do if you got in my bed?
Girlfriend: Is it comfortable?
Yes ;)
I'd sleep
nmq

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rissa7373
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 5:19pm UTC

I've never actually seen someone slip on a banana peel.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 4:26pm UTC

I Guess I Don't
really blame you for leaving me. I would leave myself too if I could, but unfortunately,
I'm kinda stuck with myself

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lollypopgrl7
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 2:07pm UTC

The Best Thing Ever;
having a fire drill during your least favorite class ♥

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yellowdino16
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Dear Tummy
Sorry for all the butterflies
Dear Pillow
Sorry for all the tears
Dear Heart
Sorry for all the damage
Dear Brain
you were right
He's just not worth it

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MilkAndDavid
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 2:41pm UTC

I want her back.
Get over it, there are plenty of fish in the sea!
But what if I don't any other fish? She was my special, awesome fish - she was a unique, one-of-a-kind fish, like a mutated one, but a beautiful one, although with flaws, like Nemo, but a girl. She was worth more than the entire sea's worth of fish. I don't want some cr*ppy clown fish mackerel or even a freaking angel fish... I just want /her/ back.
Dude, you realise you just called her a mutated, female clown fish?
No, I called her a BEAUTIFUL mutated fish. Whether you look at her good points or bad, she's beautiful.
You're still calling her a mutated fish.
Nmf, true conversation xD
~~MilkAndDavid

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justinbieber_xoxo
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 6:54pm UTC

Mom: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Yes.
Mom: Oh my gosh, I wanna meet him!
Me: Buy me backstage passes to his concert and we both will

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sunkissedgirls711
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 7:00pm UTC

in the fairly odd parents
they say,
"When you grow up, you loose your fairies and
forget you ever had them"
it makes me wonder if i ever had them?
RunawayRachel

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UnfogettableMe
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 3:14pm UTC

So today, I'm nine weeks pregnant.
So I want to officially dedicate this quote to Zach.
I miss you.
I know you know that, but just thought I should clarify.
And today, I was thinking about our first fight. Remember?
It was over Nick.
Yeah, I bet you remember now ;)
And I want to say that I cannot believe I chose you.
You were stubborn. Arrogant. Loud. Obnoxious. Self-Concious. Insecure.
And I asked myself why I stayed with you after that fight.
But then I remembered.
You always held me when I cried. I came first. You listened to me. You loved me. You told me daily. You were always there for me. You were like the parent I never had.
And then I realized I was the same way.
So now you've got me wondering, why did you stay with me?

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yourcool
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February 9, 2012 3:39pm UTC

i'm not saying she's a hoe...
i'm just saying that she's been on more wieners than heinz ketchup.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 3:38pm UTC

~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~
I will dig a hole
write 'love' in it'
and make you fall in.
~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~
my quote, format credit to the gorgeous jayciecutie01

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 2:49pm UTC

I survived 2000.
I survived 2006/6/6
I survived Justin Bieber
I survived 11/11/11
2012....?
Come at me bro.

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xojulialeeox96
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 4:49pm UTC

Wake up
at 6:00
"i'll sleep for 5 more minutes."
6:15
"10 more minutes won't hurt."
6:45
"ok, just 5 more minutes."
7:30
"OH, SH*T."

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GeorgiaMarie07
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 1:19pm UTC

Teacher :
"Why are you talking during my lesson?"
Students:
"Why are you teaching during my conversation?!"

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 4:01pm UTC

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar
but its ok 'cause I'm a dinosaur
Format by twilightgirl995

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ShutUpAndLookAtThis
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 12:44pm UTC

I'm the type of girl
that likes to chew up all ya buble gum!

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