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kristabff
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 4:25pm UTC

This would happen to me.
~new invention comes out where you can change all of your facial features once in your lifetime~
Me: ~buys the invention~ ~turns into a super-model like person~
Me: Omg yay i'm finally pretty! Huzzah!! I can't believe I'm finally satisfied!!
Society: This just in!! The new 'pretty' starting this very minute right after Krista just changed her face is...well... Krista's old face!! Too bad she changed it!!!

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kristabff
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June 7, 2013 4:21pm UTC

Me: Maybe if I die I won't have to do math anymore

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kristabff
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June 7, 2013 4:16pm UTC

TODAY I WAS READING A LINE
FROM A BOOK IN MY ENGLISH CLASS AND THE LINE WAS, "The flower withered in her hand...." AND LIKE HOW DO YOU MESS THAT UP BUT WHEN I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY "WITHERED" I SAID "WITTIAN" WTF OMFGGGG EVERONE WAS LIKE "wut" OMFGGGGGGGGG FML I STILL CAN'T GET OVER THIS

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kristabff
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June 7, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Society is so cruel. By next year I
wouldn't be surprised if these comments were made:
Girl: ~gets cancer~
Society: Ohh wow, look at her hair all cut off. What an attention wh0re.
Boy: ~gets type 1 diabetes~
Society: Lol, should have laid off those cookies! Fat áss.
Girl: ~dies from a car crash~
Society: Are you serious, she totally crashed her car on purpose for popularity and sob on Facebook. LAMEEE.
It's sad how some people would take serious scenarios like these and make them negative.

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kristabff
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June 6, 2013 7:28pm UTC

Me in class: Can i be excused from life

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kristabff
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June 6, 2013 7:22pm UTC

Um who originally decided that
farts are funny and embarassing? Whoever made this natural release of carbon dioxide funny, when I die I swear I will do whatever it takes to make your after-life miserable.
Sincerely,
A teenage girl that always
needs to fart in school badly,
but can't because she knows
she will get laughed at.

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Oops I accidentally
discovered the Internet and kissed my social life goodbye what do I do now

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kristabff
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June 5, 2013 10:08pm UTC

Person I hate: Hi!
Me: OMG GO AWAY I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID LITTLE PHRASES. Like, "Hi"?? Oh my GOD, do you ever STOP?? SO annoying omFG.

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kristabff
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June 5, 2013 9:52pm UTC

Humans are way too smart.
We know to much. We understand the way things are created and why living things do things they do and much much much more, and that's scary. We have theories of how our universe is created, and it's kind of ruining our lives. We're too familiar with the theories and facts and it takes away the mystery, therefore taking away alot of our imaginations and worrying about unecessary things, like the origin of our universe or where we go after we die. We can't live in the present, we can't apprechaite anything. We are always thinking about the future and the past.

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kristabff
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June 5, 2013 9:48pm UTC

What is the point of this life?
I think about this all the time. Like, why am I living? Why am I spending 17 years of my life doing education and then working my whole entire life? And then dying... do you think there's another greater life after this? Maybe this little 'earth life' thing is just a test or something, and it will determine something much greater after I die...

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kristabff
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June 3, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Me: ~sees cat outside my door~
Me: ~picks up cat and puts her on my bed~
Me: So, how're you baby boo? ~pets cat~
Cat: ~immediately jumps off bed and runs out of the room~
REJECTED
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kristabff
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 9:59pm UTC

Me: ~posts a quote when it's inactive~
Everyone on Witty: ~suddenly logs in and posts 563 quotes a second after me so my quote gets pushed to page 103 on the Newest page~

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 9:50pm UTC

If it's true that you are what you eat
I would totally eat Beyoncé.

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kristabff
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June 1, 2013 9:28pm UTC

Ironically one of the most
"jocked" quotes on Witty is quotes about jocked quotes.

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kristabff
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May 31, 2013 4:16pm UTC

"Don't worry, there's plenty of fish in the sea!"
So wait, are you suggesting that I am such a boy repellent that the only species I have a chance with is fish?? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 7:51pm UTC

Why do some adults call children
names like sweetie-pie or honey? What if instead of calling my mom 'mom' I called her potato salad or chicken noodle soup ohhh what now?

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kristabff
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May 29, 2013 4:05pm UTC

This is how my mom works.
Mom: How much homework do you have, sweetie?
Me: Kind of alot, I'll have to start in about a half hour or so. I'm going to play computer right now though.
Mom: Alright, as soon as the clock turns 4:00, you start your homework right away! No excuses!
Me: I know mom I know, I'm responsible you know that.
Clock: ~turns to 4:00~
Me: Oh shoot better rap this up, hold on though just gotta reply to this last comment
Clock: ~turns to 4:01~
Mom: HONEY WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU I SAID 4:00 I THOUGHT YOU CLAIMED YOU WERE RESPONSIBLE OH MY GODDDDDD. I DID NOT RAISE YOU THIS WAY. YOU BETTER GET DOWN HERE AND START YOUR HOMEWORK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE AND YOU HAVE TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT. IF YOU FAIL THESE ASSIGNMENTS JUST REMEMBER IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT. I'M DISSAPOINTED IN YOU.

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 4:17pm UTC

I just realized that tanning beds
resemble the shapes of coffins. This is no coincidence.

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kristabff
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May 28, 2013 3:49pm UTC

Dear mom and dad,
News flash! I'm not weaing headphones as a cute accessory! I'm ACTUALLY listening to music! I know, crazy right?? But this means I can't hear you when I wear these handy devices. SO, if you start talking to me and have no idea why I'm not responding, just remember that I cannot hear you and I'm not ignoring you, okay? Also, YELLING DOESN'T HELP I STILL DON'T HEAR YOU.
Sincerely,
All teenagers that are sick of
taking their headphones off 70
times a day to actually socialize.

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 6:46pm UTC

Quotes are magical.
They're like mini diaries. I just realized this yesterday. I was looking through all my quotes, from my most recent ones to the ones since I started this website, and while reading every quote it was reminding me of every situation that was going on while writing that quote. For example, I have a quote about my dad telling rock jokes. That quote will forever remind me about 3rd quarter in 8th grade doing a rock science project, and how I was PACKED with homework at that time.. not the best memory haha, but still.

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