kristabff

Status: everyone is so cute i love humans

Member Since: 19 Dec 2012 04:04pm

Last Seen: 24 Jan 2014 06:08pm

Birthday: August 30

Location: America or something idk who cares when you live on the internet right

Gender: F

user id: 342595

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the cold never bothered me anyway.
when i ask you how you are, you can say how you really feel. i care.

kristabff
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 5:50pm UTC

Me at age 11: I'm sometimes get crushes on boys at my school. They're better than celebrities at least, there aren't ANY cute celebrities. Ew. I don't even like boys really.
Me at age 14: HOT DAYUM LOOK AT THAT GUY IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE COFFEE SHOP OMFG HE'S CUTE. MOM LOOK AT THE TELEVISION HURRY LOOK AT THIS COMMERCIAL. OMG MOM THE COMMERCIAL CHANGED LOOK AT THIS GUY HE'S EVEN CUTER THAN THE LAST GUY. BRB I'M GOING TO ADD HIM TO MY LIST OF 782 CELEBRITY CRUSHES

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 5:02pm UTC

Justin Bieber: Swag swag swag on you
Me: Ew help get it off get it off!!

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 4:47pm UTC

At a funeral.
Me: I just can't believe this... she's gone.
My mom and dad: YES I'M SO HAPPY FINALLY
Me: WTF SHOW YOUR RESPECT
A cousin: Aww man i wish she was still alive, she was so hot
Another cousin: Haha yeah and she ran so fast
Me: I'm going to miss her so much.. rest in peace, my lovely Dell Inspiron with Srs Premium Sound and Intel Core i3.
Me: SHE WAS SO YOUNG

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 4:22pm UTC

Earth: I'm so hardcore

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 4:15pm UTC

Veruca Salt in 2013: Daddy i want another iphone 5 with ios7

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 4:13pm UTC

Police: I'm happy to say that you're off the hook! You don't need the house arrest anymore, you are FREE TO SOCIALIZE OUTSIDE!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 4:09pm UTC

Me: You're insecure, dunno what for, you're turning heads when you through tha dorr orr orrrrr
Me: Don't need makeup, to cover up, given tha way that you are is enoughhh
Cat: I already know i'm perfection b/tch stfu and gtfo

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 12:34pm UTC

Definition of Youtubers to normal people: Cool people that show nice tutorials to make things such as hairstyles, crafts, makeup, and ice cream.
Definition of Youtubers to fangirls: People that post videos about relatable things in a teenagers everyday life. There will usually be swearing to put a funnier effect. These people will also be extremely cute and funny AND PERFECT AND ALSO BE A PART OF THE MALE GENDER BUT THEY'LL BE AROUND 20 TO 30 YEARS OLD BUT FANGIRLS WILL STILL BE IN LOVE WITH THEM AND EVEN CREATE SHIPPING NAMES AND EVEN MAKE FANDOMS. FANGIRLS OFTEN HAVE TO VISIT THE HOSPITAL AFTER EXPLODED OVARIES AND TOO MANY FEELS AT ONCE. Also, these Youtubers will be wayyyy too perfect for real life, so after watching these amazing Youtubers, fangirls will have impossible standards in the male gender, so good luck boys!

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 1:25pm UTC

Wittian: Favorite this if you can't tell the difference between hungry and bored!
Wittian: Favorite this if you're in love with someone but they don't love you back!
Wittian: Favorite this if you hate the opinion quotes!
Wittian: Favorite this if you're sitting on a chair or sitting on the ground!
Wittian: Favorite this if you're on your computer right now!
Wittian: Favorite this if you're breathing!

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 3:54pm UTC

Me: Maybe if i stare at my follow button for long enough someone will follow me

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 3:45pm UTC

Person in real life telling a joke: What's spaghetti’s favorite punctuation mark?Apastarophe!
Me: Just no you're not funny stop
Person on witty telling a joke: What's spaghetti’s favorite punctuation mark? Apastarophe!
Me: BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA. God i love this site!

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 2:55pm UTC

Those exciting moments when
someone says a phrase or word that your celebrity crush says.
Friend: Hi!
Me: OH WOW THAT REMINDS ME OF PHIL LESTER HE SAYS HI TOO OMG

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 12:54pm UTC

When I discover a new Youtuber
I either watch only one of their videos or watch all of their videos there is no inbetween

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 11:38am UTC

Okay so my sister was graduating
from elementary school a couple days ago and there is like this disc of pictures and my family and I were watching it last night and there were these two twins with the last name of 'Artakis'. So anyway these girls had like tons of pictures and my sister was complaining, "Why do they get so many pictures!!" and my mom said, "they artakin' the spotlight" omfg

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 7:58pm UTC

Long but worth reading.
Alright, well lately I have been seeing 3 things around Witty:
1) Complaints about jocked quotes.
The complaints are getting intolerable. Steve set up Witty so anyone can post things about anything they want as long as it follows the rules. And nowhere in the rules does it say, "No quotes from other websites", so you can't really attack anyone that posts quotes that aren't there's. Unless, of course, a proud Wittian created their own quote and specifically says that no one can take their quote.
2) Asking for followers.
So I have lately been seeing some Witty users going around and asking for followers and favorites and all that stuff. Personally, I think it's fine. I mean, it's just a Wittian trying to be recognized. You don't have to follow them, and you don't have to respond to them either. If you don't like it, just ignore it.
3) The hate accounts.
Yes, if you haven't seen them, believe it or not some users are creating fake and anonymous hate accounts. If that doesn't sound lame and horrid to you, you must be crazy. These people are actually wasting their time creating other accounts to bully people? Like, have you NOT read any of the quotes on Witty? Have you NOT heard of any stories about how some people have troubles with themselves, and at any moment they could break? You're heartless.
That is all that needs to be said. If you disagree with me.. then that's great too!

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 4:17pm UTC

Me: ~dies~
Everyone: Aww. Krista was a wonderful girl, RIP!
An aunt of mine: How did she die at such a young age? So sad.
My mom: Well, my husband and I found her in front of her computer a couple days ago with a website called.. what what it... tumbling? Tumbling-er... Tumblr? I have no idea. Anyway, there were these moving pictures of a young boy.. I believe his name was Dan something? Dan Howell? We did a autotopsy on Krista and they say she died from a lack of oxygen from looking at the pictures. So unfortunate...

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 4:03pm UTC

Me: ~tries to catch a grenade for you~
Me: ~misses~
Grenade: ~lands on the ground and explodes, ki.l.ling everyone within a 15 meter radius~

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 4:02pm UTC

Should I start going outside more
or do you think that would throw off the balance of the universe

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 1:43pm UTC

My relationship with my boyfriend
is like the square root of -1. It doesn't exist.

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 12:41pm UTC

Am I the only one that still uses
the "bee a utiful" trick to spell the word beautiful??

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