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  1. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    The Girl Code:
    1. Thou shalt not date the ex of thy best friend pending three months of a breakup.
    2. Thou shalt not date thy best friend's love.
    3. Thou shalt not flirt with thy best friend's love, crush, or boyfriend.
    4. Thou shall keep thy best friends secrets until death do you part.
    5. Thou may not complain about your friends embarrasing you should you embarrass them first.
    6. Thou shalt not gossip about thy best friend.
    7. Thou hast the right and duty to protect thy best friend from heartbreak.
    8. Only those with the title best friend havest the right to post embarrassing pictures of thy friend.
    9. Thou shalt never insult thy best friend's other best friends.
    10. Thou shalt respect, love, and protect thy best friend until death do you part.

  2. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 7:46am UTC
    Ok guys , i have been off witty for 6 days and someone emailed me that people kept posting quotes about me. Can you guys please stop posting 'rajsonkar' quotes ?
    And yeah , i was not hacked or something, however someone tried to hack my account.
    Many people have commented on my profile. If you've anything to ask or you're keen to give me a lecture, you can do that on this quote, i'll be on for a day.

  3. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    GET OUT OF MY LIFE!

  4. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    I love being home alone
    Because I feel like I have so much more freedom.
    But in reality all I do differently is listen to music without headphones on.

  5. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 7:57am UTC
    "who needs a man when you have a hand?"

:)

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