kissthechick90's Favorites

OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
October 28, 2011 5:55pm UTC

Shutting the door
To force your pet into
spending time with you.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 4505 points

SmartBlonde
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 5:05pm UTC

THAT AKWARD MOMENT WHEN,
You See Your Teacher At Your Favorite Store In The Mall.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

VioletOceanEyes
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 5:05pm UTC

Everyone has had that dream
Where they were either a ninja or a super spy

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 12 points

lucyyyloo
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 5:07pm UTC

"Mom, i ' m goi ng ou t "
"W i t h f r i ends?"
"No mom, with Pikachu."
nmq;nmf

👍 this is good · read the comments · 118 points

posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1820 points

posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 803 points

idance
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 2:52pm UTC

6 THINGS WE SAY IN SCHOOL:
1. I'm tired.
2. I'm cold.
3. I don't get it.
4. I'm hungry.
5. What time is it?
6. I want to go home.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 5672 points

idance
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC

DEAR SIDEWALK,
Please get wider...
SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
FEELING EXCLUDED.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 8824 points

flippychips
posted a quote
October 3, 2011 6:39pm UTC

Annoying things to do on an elevator.
1) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
2) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
3) MEOW occasionally.
4) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
5) SAY -DING at each floor.
6) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
7) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
8) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
9) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
10) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
11) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
12.) talk on your cell phone in a Jersey Accent

👍 this is good · read the comments · 472 points

ForeverYounq_
posted a quote
October 3, 2011 8:53pm UTC

My grades should smoke weed
& get higher. ;D

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1358 points

Melrose*
posted a quote
October 3, 2011 6:43pm UTC

Why do we feel safe under blankets?
It's not like a murderer will come in thinking
"I'm gonna ki..-ahhh.Damn,she's under a blanket."
♥

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1207 points

kissthechick90
posted a quote
June 1, 2011 4:07pm UTC

;
I DIDN'T NO THAT
ORANGE
WAS A SKIN COLOR

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points

posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

emilyy32211
posted a quote
September 17, 2011 4:59pm UTC

Witty need's an APP!♥
lets see how many fav's we can get to get Steve to realize we want an app.!!!
Please fav. i want the app withour witty i dont know what i would do.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 607 points

michellers21
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 12:38am UTC

Dear Mom and Dad,
When you said, 'Let's go,' I assumed you were ready to go also.
Sincerely, Been waiting in the car for 20 minutes

👍 this is good · read the comments · 2190 points

koolkev41
posted a quote
September 17, 2011 5:02pm UTC

Perry the platypus! How unexpected! and by
unexpected, i mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED!!!
like this if you know where this is from :)

👍 this is good · read the comments · 752 points

0nnaleeMarie143
posted a quote
September 17, 2011 4:38pm UTC

I miss my childhood where the hardest decision was choosing in ice cream flavor. ♥

👍 this is good · read the comments · 610 points

gymnastics_gal123
posted a quote
September 17, 2011 5:02pm UTC

Admit it,
///////////////// We've all tried to jump up in the air, and freeze there \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

👍 this is good · read the comments · 929 points

fallforyou22
posted a quote
September 17, 2011 3:05pm UTC

S o m e b o d y ;
please tell him who the eff I is.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 572 points

angelsoccer2
posted a quote
September 17, 2011 3:47pm UTC

Today while on Witty, I saw a quote that said "Everyone with Cancer can die"What. The. Hell. She also thinks cancer is funny. I know all you Witty girls and boys probably know someone battling cancer or someone who has died of cancer. This is just wrong, cancer is a horrible disease taking so many innocent peoples lives. Nobody deserves to die. Please click the heart to show this girl that she is soo wrong and to remember all those who have died of cancer. R.I.P we're still fighting for you. ♥

👍 this is good · read the comments · 769 points

Witty Profiles

kissthechick90