michellers21

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michellers21
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 6:42pm UTC

earth's history in 1 year:
364 days ago, simple cells appear.
5 months ago, complex cells emerge.
2 1/2 months ago, oceans filled with multicellular life forms.
2 months ago, freshwater fish appeared along with plants on land.
31 days ago, amphibians went onto dry land.
19 days ago, a mass extinction wiped out 95% of all species.
18 days ago, dinosaurs evolved.
5 days ago, dinosaurs disappeared due to another great extinction.
4 days ago, modern mammals emerged.
6 hours ago, the first hominids evolve in East Africa.
10 minutes go, neanderthals spread throughout Europe.
1 minute ago, agriculture is invented.
the roman empire filled 5 seconds and collapsed 10 seconds ago.
2 seconds ago, the modern industrial era occurred.
by the time we shout 'happy new year!', 200 years has already gone by.
now go back to regular time:
when you are born,
you will share your birthday with 17 million people.
during your 10 years in school,
you will have an average of 17 friends.
by the time you're 40, that number will have dropped to 2.
you will grow 950 km of hair,
you laugh an average of 18 times a day,
you will walk the equivalent of 3 times the circumference of the earth,
you will eat 30 tons of food,
you will drink over 9,000 cups of coffee,
in average you will spend 10 years of your life in work, 20 years sleeping, 3 years on the toilet, 7 months waiting in traffic, 12 years watching TV, and 19 days looking for the remote.
this leaves one fifth of your life to actually live. so what are you waiting for?

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michellers21
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 12:31am UTC

i love the word 'menu'
because
it has 'Me N U' together<3

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michellers21
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 12:27am UTC

| ( . ) ( . ) | / ( . ) ( . ) \
can you see spongebob and patrick?

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michellers21
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 8:14pm UTC

i want to write chapters. for a book. on witty profiles :)
my problem? i don't know what a good plot would be.
im thinking a teen romance, with a twist.
and that twist might be..?

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michellers21
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 11:57pm UTC

Dear Girls,
Bruno Mars may take one grenade for you but we take hundreds.
Sincerely, the Army

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michellers21
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 11:53pm UTC

Why is driving so hard for some people? I mean, it's like coloring. All you have to do is stay inside the lines.

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michellers21
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 11:47pm UTC

Flip flops are fun
because
every time you take a step
it's like
a high-five
for your feet.

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michellers21
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 5:22pm UTC

raisin cookies
that look like
chocolate chip cookies
are the main reason
i have
trust issues

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michellers21
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 2:34pm UTC

Oh, I offended you with my opinion?
You should hear the ones I kept to myself..

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michellers21
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 2:33pm UTC

I never make the same mistake twice.
I make it like five or six times.
you know,
just to be sure

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michellers21
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 2:31pm UTC

Oh, I offended you with my opinion?
You should hear the ones I kept to myself..

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michellers21
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 2:29pm UTC

Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I got everything!
Facebook: I know everyone!
Internet: Without me, you're all nothing.
Electricity: Yeah, keep talking.
Twitter: ...I like birds.

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michellers21
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 2:27pm UTC

Teacher- blah blah blah
Me- (wispering quietly)
Teacher- starts reading out of book
Me- (whispering)
Teacher- hey quiet !
*Then we start silent reading.*
Teacher-(talking to mental kid in corner)
Me- hey quiet! I'm reading now you told me to shut up so u do same!
Teacher- office now!
Me- well I guess I'll see you in there.
Teacher- no, I don't think so!
Me- oh so then im not going either.
Teacher- don't talk back!
Me- that's the way of communication, stupid!
Teacher- office!
Me- well if your not going then you will never know if I went or not!
---Who loves the kid who fights with the teacher to stall?

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michellers21
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 2:23pm UTC

"mom can i..."
"no."
"mom please?"
"no."
"but, mom..."
"no."
......"hey, dad!

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michellers21
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 6:34pm UTC

hi there.
follow for a follow? :)
check out my quotes!

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michellers21
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 5:06pm UTC

FAVE
and I will post a random fact on your profile
that you probably don't know.
if you know it, come back and comment
and I'll post another(:

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michellers21
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 1:54pm UTC

FAVE
and I will post a joke on your profile that
will make you smile.
if you don't like it or if it doesn't make you laugh,
comment and I will post again (:
-michelle. <3

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michellers21
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 4:04pm UTC

Excuse me, but I dropped my drink when I saw you across the room and it hit my foot , so I'm gonna need your name and number for insurance reasons.

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michellers21
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 4:01pm UTC

It's a survey. We need to know how many people use this website on a regular basis. Add to your faves only if you check this website once a day.

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michellers21
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 7:57pm UTC

If you hold your nose closed, you can't hum!
Rate if you tried.
You actually can't.

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