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music_is_forever1
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 7:08pm UTC

What if Oprah was my mom...
Me: Hi mom
Oprah: Good morning! I made you breakfast!
Me: Oh cool where is---
Oprah: LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR!!!
said by a friend of mine xD

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DianaS
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October 9, 2012 7:10pm UTC

I Bet Mitt Romney
Was One Of those kids who reminded the
Teacher about homework -_-

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_ItsMeShelbyPeople
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October 9, 2012 7:15pm UTC

*Alarm set for 6:00 a.m* *Wakes up at 5:59*
Who else lies back down to cherish that last minute of sleep?

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AlexandraWG617
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August 26, 2012 1:49pm UTC

Its kind of funny...
Being happy.
Right now I have everything, and its probably finally going to be that way for a long time.
I have a boyfriend, who I actually think I love.
I have bestfriends, that will take me for who I am.
I have a family, that is crazy but I still love them.
I have music, that will never leave me and always help my problems.
I have pets, that will be there to cuddle with when he's not.
And most of all...
I have my happiness, that will be there through everything.
I vow from this day on;
I will no longer be sad no matter what.

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x3missykrissyx3
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August 26, 2012 2:07pm UTC

& honestly,
I'm disgusted by the person i've become.

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Shortie*
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 2:14pm UTC

Waking up knowing you're not mine anymore; is killing me.

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Smiles15mNm
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 10:43pm UTC

dear boys,
if you don't look like Calvin Klein models don't expext us to look like victoria secret's angels.

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summerloveXX
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 10:43pm UTC

The way
you move is like
a full on rainstorm
»»»and I'm
a house of cards ♥
n m f / n m q

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foREVer_falling81
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 11:08pm UTC

Never give up on something you really want. It's difficult to wait. But more difficult to regret.

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foREVer_falling81
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Moving on is simple. It's what you leave behind that makes it so difficult.

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Sarah_518
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August 6, 2012 11:27pm UTC

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry , show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile . *

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kelseyrc43134
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 11:45pm UTC

hope for the best
prepare for the worst
be nice to the good
let te bad be cursed

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 9:34am UTC

My friend Andrew smokes.Three weeks ago we were at the gas station so he could buy cigarettes. When he has handed the cashier his ID, we heard a little voice say, "Mommy says smoking is bad for you." We spun around to find ourselves faced with a five year old little boy. Andrew looked at him and said, "You're absolutley right," then turned to the cashier and said, "I won't be needing those anymore." The cashier handed him his ID back and he hasn't smoked since.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 3:24pm UTC

I've really fallen for you
and that's why everything hurts 100 times more...

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whateveryousay1234
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 2:12pm UTC

“ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and puller her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her white fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 5 best friends to go to the mall in her new lamborghini
-tumblr

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:31pm UTC

So technically, the age limit on witty is 13. And maybe there's a good reason. When I was 10, 11, even 12, I didn't know what cutting was. I didn't know half the swear words that you see every day on the internet. No one really has any innocence lately. The only reason anyone knows anything bad in the world, is because they've been exposed to it. So i honestly don't care what you think of me or my opinion. And sorry, if you're younger than 13, but i truly believe you shouldn't be on here. Ok, done with my rant... Bye.

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tibbsxoxo
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 4:04pm UTC

Teacher: The test is very easy.
Me: Sure it is bit.ch, you already know the answers.

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ImOnlyATeen
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:14pm UTC

me: why are those guys staring at me?
me:is there something on my face?
me:is there something on my shirt?
me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.
me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.
friend:maybe they think you're cute.
me:are you stupid or something?
tumblr.

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bailie008
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 3:24pm UTC

Female Problems #3
Getting your period before something important.
♥

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Me in the shower:
Me: *turns water on*
Me: *grabs phone*
Me: *sits in the bathroom on witty for 7 minutes*
Me: *checks time*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh chiz
Me: *gets in shower*
Me: HOLY JEEEEZEZ OHMYGAWWWSH MY FOOT IS BURNING LIKE SHAWTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR
Me: *jumps out and turns hot water down*
Me: ahh, this'll be better
Me: *steps in shower once again*
Me: COLD COLD COLD ASDFGHJKL ITS SO COLD IS THIS FUUCKING ANTARCTICA OW OW OW OW OWWWW
Me: *turns hot water up a teeeeeeeeeeny tiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit*
Me: okay, this will work.
Me: holy crap it actually worked
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOUUUUU!
Me: ok seriously, gotta get clean
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh right, soap.
Me: *scrubbing arms and legs*
Me: omg wtf why am i so hairy
Me: lol jk, i'm a dude of course i'm hairy!
Me: *washes hair*
Me: *washes face*
Me: *drops shampoo*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: my family probably thinks i'm dead
Me: better make sure they know I'm alive
Me: I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M DA REAL SHADY, ALL YOU OTHAA SOMETHIN SOMETHIN ARE JUST IMATATINN
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: guess i better get out now..
Me: *turns off water and gets out*
Me: *realizes i forgot to get a towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *sprints naked to the hall closet and blindly grabs nearest bath towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: shh that never happened
Me:
Me:
Me: *sits on bed in only a towel making quote about taking a shower*
lol my quote & format! should i keep making these kinds of quotes?(:

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