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kimbedawn

1. kimbedawn
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   December 17, 2012 9:13pm UTC
   The akward moment when you are doing a book report and you have to write down the city of publication.....and the town is called Intercourse, Pennsylvania....It makes you wonder what the towns around it are called.....STD? AIDS? And the worst part....the teacher wants your book to varify it....Then can't stop laughing cause its true 0_o
   (True Story)
   
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2. kimbedawn
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   December 17, 2012 6:28pm UTC
   The akward moment when your guy history teacher gives your lesbian friend dating advice....in the middle of the lesson...0_o
   
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3. kimbedawn
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   November 29, 2011 10:01pm UTC
   My little sister and i are nothing alike....
   Thats because when i was born i took all the sexy with me!!
   0-0
   
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4. kimbedawn
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   November 27, 2011 7:12pm UTC
   *Chokes*
   O MY GAWD!! I'M CHOKING ON AIR!!
   
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5. kimbedawn
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   November 27, 2011 7:11pm UTC
   *Mexican inviting a girl to a family picnic*
   Mexican: You know we play games, we eat, steal whites people's wallets...JUST KIDDING!!!......we don't eat.
   0_o
   
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6. kimbedawn
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   November 14, 2011 8:28pm UTC
   Procrastinators
   UNITE!!
   ...Tomorrow...
   
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7. kimbedawn
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   November 13, 2011 10:15pm UTC
   You cry I cry
   You laugh I laugh
   You jump off a bridge...I laugh even harder!
   
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8. kimbedawn
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   November 12, 2011 2:30pm UTC
   Dear Parents,
   Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin,
   Snow White lived alone with 7 men,
   Pinnochio was a liar,
   Robin Hood was thief,
   Tarzan walked around without any clothes on,
   A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him,
   Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party,
   You can't blame us.
   We were taught to rebel since a young age!
   
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9. kimbedawn
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   November 11, 2011 3:21pm UTC
   Dont make me come out of my
   BOX!
   
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10. kimbedawn
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    November 5, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    I just saw my first official hypie family....
    0_o
    my life is complete!
    
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11. kimbedawn
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    November 5, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    An oreo without filling...
    its life is meaningless...
    
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12. kimbedawn
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    November 4, 2011 11:27pm UTC
    I will drowned you in invisible water!
    
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13. kimbedawn
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    November 4, 2011 11:25pm UTC
    Eve: *coughs* ugh! i have to slow down on the cigaretts!
    Claire: you dont smoke...
    Eve: well i guess im screwed!
    
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14. kimbedawn
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    October 24, 2011 6:36pm UTC
    The awkard moment when
    you bring your boyfriend to meet ur dad...later u over hear your dad telling him that hes not afraid to go back to jail....0_o
    
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15. kimbedawn
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    October 24, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    Only gay vampires sparkle... ~My friend starts to sparkle next to me~ (-____-)
    
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16. kimbedawn
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    October 24, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    H.O.G.G.Hot Oak Grove Guys!!
    
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17. kimbedawn
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    October 24, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    Bestie: He has a Johnny's apple!
    Me: Its an Adams apple smarty...
    Bestie: I don't care whos apple it is!
    
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18. kimbedawn
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    October 23, 2011 10:38pm UTC
    Me: Hasta Luego!
    Lil Sis: You stole a bagel?!
    (For those who don't know spanish i said "see u later") haha
    
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19. kimbedawn
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    October 9, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    When everyone stares at the girl all alone, to be silenced when someone passes by. Her heart is breaking more and more as every second passes by and as every set of eyes pierce through her soul, but betrayal of society is only the beginning...
    
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