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  1. StrawberryCheesecake StrawberryCheesecake
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    Dear Justin Bieber Haters,
    I owe my life to Justin.
    On August 12th 2011,
    I was in a terrbible car carsh.
    I was in a coma for 6 six months.
    My nurse switched on the radio
    and it was it was playing
    a Justin Bieber song.
    I got up
    to switch off the radio.

  2. meganvictoria2013 meganvictoria2013
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    I just watched a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and left his unborn son physically disabled. Then in a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper 1000's of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
    Finding Nemo is a real thriller.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1096
    When you walk
    around your house in your
    underwear because you
    think no one's home and
    then your brother comes
    home with his 6 friends.
    tumblr

  4. PeanutButterXJelly PeanutButterXJelly
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 10:48am UTC
    Babe why are you so quiet!!! I invited you over to meet my parents not look at your dinner all night.
    Well the thing is... today I went to cvs and asked the pharamacy guy to help me choose the best condom for tonight.
    and?
    I had no idea your dad was a pharmacist...

  5. NesiaanPrincess NesiaanPrincess
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 10:37am UTC
    For once, I want you to be the one to text me first.
    For once, I want you to miss me.
    For once, I want to be the one to ignore your phone calls.
    For once, I want to be the ONLY girl you call beautiful.
    For once, l want YOU to be scared of losing ME.
    #IFONLYYOUKNEW . </3

  6. DreamScribbler DreamScribbler
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    Can I tell you a secret?
    mq/
    Of course you can.
    I love you.
    Can I tell you a secret?
    Yeah.
    mq/
    nmq nmf
    I've always loved you.

  7. Laylalinnchica Laylalinnchica
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    I want to walk in
    on the first day of school and all the guys turn and look at me and say:
    "Oh, gosh, she changed over the summer She so pretty."
    and all the girls will be green with envy.
    But a girl can dream.
    Anybody Else?

    nmf/ MQ I think it is onedirections format, but not sure,. someone stole it from her. lol

  8. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    Ryan Lochte??
    more like Ryan Loch me in a room and screw me

  9. leodicaprio1 leodicaprio1
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 10:30am UTC
    When I open the door
    This is what I see
    Josh Hutcherson is down on one knee,
    He´s got a ring in his hand and he aint afraid to show it show show it…
    I say yes and you know it. ♥
    Copyright! My quote

  10. mayakh mayakh
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    I understand:
    She's prettier.
    She's funnier.
    She's skinnier.
    I wouldn't pick me either.
    im the ugliest person alive

  11. ForALLwittians ForALLwittians
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    I always told myself,
    that i would never fall for anyone.
    I didn't believe in crushes.
    I didn't believe that you could be
    hopelessly sprung over a person.
    Then I met him.
     
    raeisawesome


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. TheAubreeDeRosa TheAubreeDeRosa
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    when a guy streches
    and you can see his boxers and abbs
    Y

  14. ThatOneGirlNamedEmily ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    when your crush in the hallway,
    and in a millisecond you:
    1.) smile too big
    2.) laugh with whoever your with, even if nothing is funny
    3.) suck in your stomach
    4.) adjust your clothes
    5.) flip your hair
    6.) try not to stare at him
    fav. if you do one of these things. (:

  15. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 11:33am UTC
    I WAS SEVEN AND YOU WERE NINE,
    I LOOKED AT YOU LIKE THE STARS THAT SHINE.

  16. duncann98 duncann98
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 12:42pm UTC
    Katniss's Song;
    Deep in the meadow, under the willow
    A bed of grass, a soft green pillow
    Lay down your head, and close your sleepy eyes
    And when again they open, the sun will rise.
    Here it's safe, here it's warm
    Here the daisies gaurd you from every harm
    Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true
    Here is the place where I love you.
    Deep in the meadow, hidden far away
    A cloak of leaves, a moonbeam ray
    Forget your woes and let your troubles lay
    And when again it's morning, they'll wash away.
    Here's it's safe, here it's warm
    Here the daisies gaurd you from every harm
    Here your dreams are sweet and romorrow bring them true
    Here is the place where I love you.♥

  17. motisizi54 motisizi54
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Just close your eyes. you'll be alright.
    Come morning light, you and I will be
    SAFE AND SOUND♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    The New England Patriots
    are going to Super Bowl XLVI ♥

  19. amy170x amy170x
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    Break the rules, stand apart. Ignore your head, follow your heart. <3

  20. Jazz101 Jazz101
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    SHE
    is laying in bed with the door locked.
    The curtains are drawn and the light's off.
    The Notebook is in the DVD player.
    An empty tub of ice cream is on the floor
    next to dozens of crumpled tissues.
    She's got her music blasting,
    so loud no one can hear her sobs.
    Her fingertips are smudged with black
    from wiping away mascara-stained tears.
    She's replaying their last conversation,
    thinking I'll never get him back.
    HE
    is sitting on the edge of his bed with the door locked.
    The curtains drawn and the light's off.
    Call of Duty is in the xBox.
    The controller is laying on the floor,
    right beneath the spot where he nearly
    punched the wall in his own frustration.
    He's got the music blasting so loud,
    so nobody can hear his cries.
    His hair's a mess from running his hands through it.
    And he's replaying their last conversation,
    thinking she'll never take me back.

:)

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