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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 6:06am UTC
    Niall: Reality ruined my life
    Every Directioner in the world: I feel you bro

  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 6:29am UTC
    "One Direction isn't forever, all the boy bands stop"
    Harry: but we sang forever young

  3. kimiHEAT kimiHEAT
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    EVERYONELISTEN!
    Girls who starve themselves to make themselves look like the skinny girls in the magazines, did you guys know that making a models MAKEUP takes normally 3hours...I doubt you guys take that long, maybe 20minutes? Thats just a third of the work.After the makeup it's the pictures, after the pictures it's the editing, not like small edits MASSIVE EDITS as in make legs look longer faces thinner and hair bigger, girls this is FAKE, F-A-K-E. Boys DON'T like skinny girls that are so skinny you can see their bones, they like Curves not Straight. Perfect is you..naturally.
    The only edit I do to myself is my teeth...so there whiter xD.

  4. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when Phineas and Ferb never go to school
    because "it's summer"
    BUT THERE'S A CHRISTMAS EPISODE.
    MQ.MF

  5. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    Witty, Please Help Me
    I Have A Dog Named Villan And He's Been With Me For My Whole Life.
    Throught Child Hood. And Elementary School. He Was My Friend When No One Else Was , And He Never Judged Me. He May Be A Dog, But I Love Him Like A Human.He's VERY VERY Sick And Might Not Make It Throught The Week. Help Me And Most Of All Villan With A Prayer, He's My Buddy I NEED Him .
    I Love You Villan ♥ PLEASE Ge Better
    One Like = One Prayer

  6. itslocked101 itslocked101
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    Today, he told me he loved me. And I had the courage to say it back ♥
    RAF ♥ JWS

  7. Allison13Xoxo Allison13Xoxo
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    "I wouldn't want to be anybody else!" Well my dear Selena,If I was rich,famous and dating Justin Bieber, I probrably wouldn't want to be anyone else either.

  8. jimboslice3 jimboslice3
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Does anyone else wonder what would happen if a famous person came into your classroom just for you?

  9. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    I would date a british boy...
    or four, and an Irish one.

  10. jimboslice3 jimboslice3
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    Is Witty going green?,
    because I'm seeing a lot of reused quotes!

  11. _kidsinlove _kidsinlove
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    Zack & Cody graduated
    Hannah Montana is going to college
    Lizzie McGuire had a baby
    Harry Potter is married with kids
    Probably time for me to
    stop laughing when people say "poop"

  12. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Mom: what are you laughing at?
    Me: the internet
    Mom: can i see?
    Me: no

  13. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    Yesterday
    Harry fell down on stage
    and hurt his wrist
    (OneDirection)


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. ImWillingToxx ImWillingToxx
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    5,803
    You girls/guys who have the top quotes are lucky...
    never will I have the chance to EVER reach this.
    But I will always smile because I still love making small quotes anyway. ♥

  16. faggotyfive faggotyfive
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    Me: can i borrow a pencil?
    Zayn: yeah but it doesn't have a eraser
    Me: Life doesn't have an eraser
    ZAYN: THAT WAS DEEP, I'M TWEETING THAT

    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  18. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    A is for all the good times, we never want to end.
    B is for the band, the five best of friends.
    C is for carrots, Louis won our hearts.
    D is for dancing, Zayns nerves at the start.
    E is for eyes, Niall's are so blue.
    F is for the fans, the old and the new.
    G is for goals, they never give in.
    H is for Harry, and his cheeky grin.
    I is for individuals, coming together as one.
    J is for Judges Houses, the place that it begun.
    K is for Kids in America, their performance was grad.
    L is for Liam and Louis, two-fifths of the band.
    M is for Malik, Zayns last name.
    N is for Niall, the one we all blame.
    O is for obsession, or our amazing dedication.
    P is for perfect, a standing ovation.
    Q is for quiff, always in Zayns hair.
    R is for rapping, French Prince of Bel Air.
    S is for single, that went to number one.
    T is for Tomlinson, who likes to have fun.
    U is for urchin, that stung Louis in the sea.
    V is for video diaries, and pouring cups of tea.
    W is for "What Makes You Beautiful", the first song they released.
    X is for X-Factor, we watched as their talent increased.
    Y is for the years to come, the tours that they will do.
    Z is for Zayn, and the One Direction crew
    (OneDirection)
    format credit to OneDirection/credit to trish of youtube

  19. YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    I wonder ...
    How many strangers have taken a photo with me in the background.

  20. thatstoryyouneverknew thatstoryyouneverknew
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    Dear new clothes,
    When i rip the tag off,
    i expect the little plastic thing;
    to come off too,
    Sincerely
    a n n o y e d,
    and looking for the scissors.

:)

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