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  1. Shine_With_Me Shine_With_Me
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 2:46pm UTC
    Some girls choose
    to follow men. Some, follow their
    dreams.
    If you are confused on which to choose, Remember
    your career will never
    Wake up one day and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore.
    -Lady Gaga

  2. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    wanna hear a joke?
    your girlfriend.

  3. Hazel_Eyes_09 Hazel_Eyes_09
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    being single doesn't always mean you're available.
    Sometimes you have to put a sign that says
    "DO NOT DISTURB"
    on your heart ♥
    -whiz khalifa

  4. neverlosehopex neverlosehopex
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. julezxbaby26 julezxbaby26
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 1:59pm UTC
    I was talking to a little girl
    who was in line for a
    Bouncy castle when she asked who i was texting
    i said my boyfriend
    a dead serious look came on her face
    and she said
    "Boys are like spiders.
    Creepy and gross. At least you can squish a spider. Not a boy though.
    I've tried."
    ----------------------- ♥ ---------
    Kidsgivemehope, not my format

  6. Where_Is_The_Love Where_Is_The_Love
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 6:54pm UTC
    L o v e
    is like a rubber band.
    When someone lets go,
    It hurts the one still holding on.

  7. __Head_in_the_clouds__ __Head_in_the_clouds__
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 11:06am UTC

    "You two should go out"
    Yeah please keep telling me that
    so he will realize that we're
    perfect for each other.
    Format by Hazel_Eyes_09

  8. mariaxanne mariaxanne
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    & who else loves it when
    guys remember the little things?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. xocookstaxo11 xocookstaxo11
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 5:54pm UTC
    Gee, thanks pad.
    For making that really loud rippy noise when I open you and letting everyone in the bathroom know I have my period.

  11. oxjoyyxo769 oxjoyyxo769
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    Have you ever noticed...
    when ever you like someone, you suddenly
    - - - » see their name appear up
    everywhere.

  12. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    WOW.
    Looks like someone's on
    his man period today.

  13. xoiloveyouforeverxo xoiloveyouforeverxo
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    So today i went to cvs to get some tampons
    [i was waiting at the checkout ]
    when my boyfriends dad walks in
    We looked at each other
    then i looked down at the box in my
    in my hand and said
    well this is akward and he said
    No. Its very
    reassuring
    mlia

    not my format

  14. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 5:00am UTC
    today,
    I was in gym and complaining about french, how there are masculine and feminine nouns and adjectives. I said "I just don't get it! The TV is masculine, but the remote is feminine! What's the deal?!" So my really quiet friend turns around and says "It's simple. The girl turns the guy on." It's always the quiet ones.
    MLIA.

  15. JustAdayLonger JustAdayLonger
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 6:26pm UTC
    You fight, like a married couple,
    You talk like best friends,
    You flirt like first loves,
    Protect each other like brother and sister...
    Obviously it's meant to be

  16. haii_its_elli haii_its_elli
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    Strangers → Friends
    ↑ ↓
    Ex's ← Lovers

  17. rileylovesyoou rileylovesyoou
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2010 7:32pm UTC
    i wish i could see
    myself from a
    boy's perspective. ♥

  18. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 10:10pm UTC
    this Halloween
    i'm dressing all in red
    and trick-or-treating at 4 PM
    so i can say
    "i'm your period, and i came early."

  19. Goldielocks11 Goldielocks11
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2010 1:35pm UTC
    I swear he's cute, hold on . . .
    LET ME FIND A BETTER PICTURE

  20. beliebinchances beliebinchances
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 2:17pm UTC
    Dear Icebergs,
    Sorry to hear about global warming.
    Karma's a b*tch
    ♥theTitanic.
    Format credit to: sillyslinky

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